[CodeToad]

So....for the past two years he’s been holding back?

[hoagy62]

And now watch as he grinds the gears until they are destroyed.

[chrisser]

Is he going to focus like a laser?

[Paladin2]

Zer0 is only capable of shifting the economy into R (for race).

[darkwing104]

Kind of hard to do when vehicle that drives the economy has four flat tires and no spare.

Good one.

[Starboard]

Great. Then we can all look forward to another Recovery Summer?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Oh, goodie.

This means TARP II, III, IV and V are on their way into the pockets of his cronies.

[blackdog]

So close to real I almost got hooked on this one.

[bigbob]

Unfortunately the transmission will be in reverse gear when he does

[FrankR]

[isthisnickcool]

Obama knows nothing about business. Either that or he is intentionally destroying the country. I’m betting on the latter since stimulating the economy would be so easy with some simple deregulation. Starting with the opening of energy exploration everywhere.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

We are so screwed.

[Logical me]

Bailing out dead beat organizations is like putting gasoline on a fire to put it out. Won’t start a damn thing.

[joma89]

The socialists really do think all they have to do is wish something to happen and it will.

JoMa

[CommieCutter]

That’s just great...should have left my 401k in the cash equivalent fund....

...down we go.

[rotstan]

Woohoo! Hyperinflation here we come!

[lormand]

You can’t go from reverse to overdrive unless you want to kill the engine. How bout starting in 1st gear Hussein?

[Bridge_toofar]

You mean like inventing Socialized Healthcare which is a proven job killer in every country it is tried?
Like the 6 month wait to get a routine colonoscopy in Canada?

Or the “invention” of adding half a million more government workers in your 1st 2 years? Oh yes, more overhead for the productive workers n private sectors is your invention alright.

Mr. Obama, you do not know how to create real jobs if they hit you in the face.

[MsLady]

Oh good, more goodies for the bad businesses. Wonder if this will create 10 jobs for maybe a million each? Will unemployment now reach 12% instead of the 9.? it’s at right now? Maybe he should just get the heck out of the way along with BIG government and watch the American people do their thing.

[lentulusgracchus]

Good satire -- took a while for me to realize the quotes weren't real. They're so stupid they actually sound like him.

Mr. Command Economy takes charge. What's our first Five-Year Plan, Comrade?

Obama speaks, and balloons rise as if by magic, inspired by his oratory and inflated with his hot air.