Posted on 02/23/2011 1:29:36 PM PST by xzins
Dear King,
How do you think this will work, Your Majesty? To get oil prices skyrocketing I’ll comment on Egypt and Mubarak and make it seem like chaos…even depose the old boy. Then we can get people worrying about the Suez and whether oil will flow.
After that we’ll turn our attention to Libya. Can’t stand that doofus Khadafy, anyway. And if I let Libya descend into chaos without comment, then our mutual friend’s speculators will throw their money at higher futures. They can say they’re worried about Libyan high grade oil. And you and the glorious realm of Mecca will benefit.
Yes, my dear King, since I bowed before you, I've been so busy getting the American economy screwed up that I've not had much time to talk.
First, we had to stop drilling for oil, and we've done pretty well with that. Praise Allah for oil spills in the Gulf.
Next, there was the whole collapse of the global warming scam, and that made those green energy alternatives harder to bring up. You and I know many of those things just won’t work no matter what, but can you believe our voters think that non-existent, unbuilt wind mill farms are reason to cut back on real energy today? Even if they had them, they wouldn’t give the needed energy…but I digress. Those farms will work for us, though. They’re part of our total plan of "green" excuses and green alternatives for shutting down natural gas, shale, and coal energy. And that'll drive your oil prices even higher.
Can you say, “Happy Harem.”
How about a little shout out for $7 a gallon gasoline and $200 a barrel oil? That’ll fill the coffers, won’t it?
And just think, when they start using less oil with car pools, high mileage cares, and the like, we can demand even higher prices due to the minimum expense of meeting lower demand...or something like that. I'll have some egghead economist work on the wording.
"So, Inch Allah, My Dear King. Oh, by the way, give my regard to our mutual friends in all the area."
"Allahu Akbar!"
Your Loyal Servant,
Barack
Ping
He will get $4 billion for endless media for his recorination in 2012.
Bingo. Amazing that 7 years after 911 - islam takes over with the help of ALL the media and ALL TV including Prince Al Waleed’s Fox.
The republic will dead by then.
Wait til 5 dollar a gallon gas kicks in, along with all the inflation and unemployed.
If this country relects this turd, then I say take to the streets and fight.
Its probably the sad sorry truth.
The media bashed Bush over oil so now the media is giving Barry a pass?
Like the tagline. :>)
Is it the truth that there are shenanigans possible when someone in an important federal position sides with the OPEC leaders to spike oil prices?
Yep. I’ve no doubt that it’s possible.
Now, who would want to do that?
But, of course.
The American people, though, would easily believe that a man named Barack HUSSEIN Obama could further Arab oil interests.
Sadly, it’s actually believable.
It’s going to be interesting to watch what happens to oil prices, and how Barry will react to it, if he does.
It’s Barry’s fault because it’s Barry’s bully pulpit that can call the culprits to task.
I’ve no doubt about that.
Isn’t Hugo selling gasoline to Iran?
4 billion that comes from sources near and far, some from as far as the mid-east.
I imagine that like other organizations, the Muslim Brotherhood has those who are overt members, those who are covert members, and those who are virtual members/strong sympathizers.
It is amazing how much stronger islam is in America AFTER 9/11 than it was before.
Is that a signal that Americans are wimps, suffering from national altzheimers, distracted by their amusements, or simply radical isolationists at a personal level.
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