What Would You Rather Do Than Work For CNN?

The Looking Spoon ^ | 2-25-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

[tacticalogic]

I’d rather bikini wax a wolverine.

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Its easy,I’m a hard case.

[30Moves]

What would I rather do than work for CNN?

Run naked through my bank.

[M Kehoe]

What Would You Rather Do Than Work For CNN?

Have two root canals in the same day.

5.56mm

[grey_whiskers]

Slide naked down a huge razor blade into a pool of alcohol.

Or as they say in Arizona, get undressed, totally naked, and run full speed head-on into a Saguaro.

Cheers!

[heye2monn]

Good point. She surely got paid a lot more by a CNN prime time show than a twice-weekly dead-tree column. Why would she want to leave behind a prestigious television spot and all that money?

Even if she didn’t like Spitzer personally, she could still grit her teeth, clutch her fat paycheck, and and hope things get better.

Obviously she was fired. The camera doesn’t lie. She was revealed, in full-color HD, as a squishy, giggly RINO.

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

I’d rather walk across hot rocks.

[IMR 4350]

I’d rather be keel hauled and rolled in salt than watch CNN.

[redhead]

I would rather be flirted with by an old man in cycling shorts and dark socks.

[redhead]

"Or as they say in Arizona, get undressed, totally naked, and run full speed head-on into a Saguaro."

How about looking for a golfball in the cholla patch?