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DUmmie FUnnies 05-15-11 (DUmmie whines: "I Want To Smack Every Teabagger I See.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 15, 2011 | DUmmie ChoppinBroccoli, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/15/2011 7:59:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

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To: mnehring
OK, ChoppinBroccoli won the Whiney Liberal Award, but YOU, DUmmie lynne, you win today's Kewpie Doll...

Speaking of winning, last night my wife and I went to the casino for the first time in a long time. The reason is that on Friday the local newspaper had coupon peelies for $25 of free play for existing players at the Seminole Casino Hollywood. What was unusual is that the free play offerings are usually for new players, not existing players. Anyway, armed with the $50 in free play, ($25 for each of us) she hit the sacred Three Sphinxes on the Cleopatra machine giving her 15 free spins plus triple winnings. She ended up winning $85 for the night. The strange thing is she almost ALWAYS wins at the casino which is why I let her play my free play. About the only time I remember her losing was when she lost $16 and went into a complete funk while morosely saying "I don't like losing."

Yeah but you only lost 16 bucks and won all the other times. Not a bad track record.

And I sure hope the Seminole Casino continues offering free play coupons in the future. I did hear that Calder Race Track casino is offering free play on Fridays. Hmmmm.....

Remember, you CAN'T lose at the casino if you gamble only with free play.

61 posted on 05/16/2011 5:56:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obviously this lawyer DUmmie is NOT a candidate for home schooling his kids. That would mean having to spend time with them which is a big no-no for him.


62 posted on 05/16/2011 5:59:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer/)
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To: VeniVidiVici
I'm going to drive him up to the door of one of these houses with the “Vote No on 7” signs in the yard and tell them, “Here. YOU drive him to school today. Hope you choke on your 15 bucks, @sshole.”

I call social services, they pick up the crumbcruncher, you spend time in court on child abandonment charges. Works for me.
63 posted on 05/16/2011 6:40:23 AM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: The Hogwarts of stupid.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I want to smack every Teabagger I see

You talkin' about these people?




64 posted on 05/16/2011 6:46:15 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Between my wife and I, our work schedules would have taken a serious hit trying to accommodate pick-ups and drop-offs for just a half-day Kindergarten program, and we were stressing out over how we would get that to work. . . .

First, it's "between my wife and myself". Second it's "a series hit". Third, Obama called and he said it's too bad you were punished with a baby but call him and he will work out all your life's problems for you because you are obviously incapable of solving your own problems for yourself.

65 posted on 05/16/2011 6:49:33 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Charles Henrickson
because the recent school levy (voted on last week) was defeated, the school district was cutting out all transportation services (aka busing).

Interesting this DUmmie felt it necessary to clarify for his fellow DUmmies that he was talking about busing and not helicopter rides.

66 posted on 05/16/2011 6:51:56 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Condor51

I can seriously see Mr. Lawyer here strongly considering the “very, very late term abortion” option in this case, due to the inconvenience this situation is causing him.


67 posted on 05/16/2011 6:55:31 AM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals: drooling buffoons (politicians/media/ bureaucrats) backed by satanic goons (union thugs).)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Can't say I blame the voters for shooting down the levy if a significant portion of it was to pay for transportation of children to a magnet school because parents want the luxury of more school hours to accommodate their work schedules. Sounds like you'll have to do what about 99% of all other working parents do - either hire someone to watch your children before and after school or put them in private kindergarten.

I love it when the lousy freeper trolls are out in force. This was one of your most entertaining DUFUs ever, Charles.

68 posted on 05/16/2011 7:24:07 AM PDT by denydenydeny (Rage all you want, looters & moochers, but the gods of the copybook headings are your masters now.)
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
All 3 of my kids have been in daycare since they were born.

Sad.

What is even sadder is his oldest kid is still in daycare and is 23 years old...

69 posted on 05/16/2011 7:38:24 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (osama gets 72 virgins. We get 72 versions...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Hwy, we all have hardships we have to overcome. Either find another school (or homeschool), work out a different schedule or just shut-up and drive and just deal. What about granddad and grandma? If that is the worst problem he has, then he is doing quite well. As the saying goes, “if you can’t feed ‘em, don’t breed ‘em.”


70 posted on 05/16/2011 7:40:25 AM PDT by Nowhere Man (General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow, that’s a rough one.

I feel lucky that I only had to walk 3/4 of a mile each way to my Elementary school, 2 miles each way to JR. high and 1 mile each way to high school until I got my license.

Finally, I love to hear Internet tough guys. When I hear people talking stupid like that I always inform them that there is someone badder, meaner and smarter than them no matter the case and sooner or later, they’re going to run into those rare few you never want to cross.


71 posted on 05/16/2011 8:37:42 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Jeez, I walked to school when I was in kindergarten.


72 posted on 05/16/2011 11:39:47 AM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich; Ballygrl; All
The DUmmies have been reading this DUFU. From POST 64 of the DU thread, where DUmmie alp227 writes:

And guess what, the bleepin' teabaggers already picked this up, like at Dummie Funnies (just mocks not really defends the situation) and Conservative Underground (some there also support my idea of carpooling...but are a bit meaner).

They even give links. Thanx! Hi, DUmmies!

73 posted on 05/16/2011 1:47:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Daze of Whine and Poses.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! Dana Carvey sang it best ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR6y71x3tSY&feature=related
Choppin Broccoli


74 posted on 05/16/2011 5:21:22 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This one was brilliant Charles, great work!


75 posted on 05/16/2011 8:09:27 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Move that anti-tax campaign sign!)
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To: Condor51

Well said Condor. When my daughter started (half-day) kindergarten, because I was the breadwinner, I put her in a day-care situation that took her to school and picked her up in the afternoon. It never occurred to me to get a public school bus system implemented, because what good would that have done? Duh!


76 posted on 05/16/2011 8:23:21 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Move that anti-tax campaign sign!)
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To: Texas Eagle

I thought busing was for integration purposes. Lawyer talk, :P.


77 posted on 05/16/2011 8:26:26 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Darwinism is to Genesis as Global Warming is to Revelations.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My oldest son is very advanced for his age,

Translation: he uses a knife and fork to eat paste.

78 posted on 05/16/2011 11:27:20 PM PDT by Rainbow Rising ("Civility" is liberalspeak for "Shut up, conservatives!")
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To: JPG; Spudx7

The end result of the liberal “it’s all about me” mindset.


79 posted on 05/17/2011 6:06:54 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“And since EVERY PARENT with a child in that school will ALSO be driving his/her child to school that day,”

Sounds like you hate the planet. If you loved mother ghia, you would have automatically defaulted to car pooling and not the expectation of the gov’t to take care of your child.

“An ounce of money for good schools is worth a pound of money for prisons. “

You admit to raising your child with a criminal mindset. It is not surprising considering your sense of entitlement.

“We really need all adults in this country to go through a remedial educational program to understand the whole point of taxes and of collective action. “

In other words, if you don’t agree with a liberal you must not be as smart as they are. Why do we call you all elitists?

“Just ask them if they would prefer educated tax paying people or criminals breaking into their houses. “

Unless of course it is related to criminals breaking into our country illegally. Then your preference is the criminal leeches over the educated tax payer.


80 posted on 05/17/2011 9:13:44 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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