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To: Olog-hai

Look, I know that people like to pimp their blogs by making provocative statements, but the Bible says clearly that God will destroy the old heaven and earth and create a new heaven and earth.

Behold, I will create new heavens and a new earth. The former things will not be remembered, nor will they come to mind. Isaiah 65:17

And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea. Revelation 21:1

But in keeping with his promise we are looking forward to a new heaven and a new earth, the home of righteousness. 2 Peter 3:13


12 posted on 05/18/2011 3:19:53 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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13 posted on 05/18/2011 3:27:54 PM PDT by Einherjar
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To: Meet the New Boss

Look, I know that people like to pimp their blogs by making provocative statements, but the Bible says clearly that God will destroy the old heaven and earth and create a new heaven and earth
No, it does not say "destroy" anywhere in the Scriptures. Melting the surface of the earth cannot destroy it; you have to evaporate it or turn it into plasma. Basic thermodynamics here. Ecclesiastes 1:4 plainly says that "the earth abides forever" (the Hebrew word "olam" does mean "forever"). Psalm 104:30 talks about God "renew(ing) the face of the earth"; the apostles regarded the Psalms as prophecy, and this actually refers back to Genesis 1:2 as well (the word "was" in that verse should have been translated "became", from Hebrew hayatah).

Also, the phrase "end of the world" in Matthew 24:3 comes from Greek synteleias tou aionos, which properly translates as "end of the age".

Now remind me what blog I was "pimping" . . . ? Oh yeah, none at all. I can perhaps link to this, though.
14 posted on 05/18/2011 3:40:40 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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