Nuf said. Imagine if this was Bush?
Posted on 06/26/2011 3:46:26 PM PDT by EricTheRed_VocalMinority
Part I here
When you add up all the mistakes [Obama has] made—not slips of the tongue, but real errors in statements and speeches he could read from the ubiquitous teleprompter—they make quite a number.
— El Rushbo, June 24, 2011.
And with that, we continue our ABC’s of Obama gaffes and epic fails:
N is for nittaly lions, which is what President Genius called Penn State’s mascot. (It’s supposed to be nittany lions.)
O is for Olympics. President Genius took the time to fly himself and his massive ego to Copenhagen in order to personally make a pitch for Chicago as the site of the 2016 Olympics. The International Olympic Committee was apparently so impressed that Chicago didn’t even make the final cut. How do you say “egg on face” in Danish?
P is for profit and earning ratios. That is what the smartest president evah said at a meeting with British PM Gordon Brown in March, 2009. What he presumably meant to say was “price to earnings (P/E) ratio.” It is Econ 101 and if George W. Bush or Sarah Palin said this it would be national news for weeks.
This is the man in charge of the economy of the entire nation, folks. It would almost be like thinking the U.S. Constitution contains the right to abortion, the separation of church and state, and the ability to impose government-run health (s)care via the commerce clause.
Oh, wait ...
Q is for quantative easing (and Q.E. 2!), which has been argued to be a disastrous dollar-destroying idea. Among the most prominent economists against Q.E. was Nobel-Prize winner Joseph Stiglitz. Q.E.2 was even less popular.
Q is also for cinco de quatro. This was the phrase uttered by the nation’s most brilliant president—who chastises Americans for supposedly being averse to learning foreign languages—when trying to say in Spanish “Fourth of May”.
R is for Otto Raddatz, an Illinois businessman whose name The One invoked while pushing government-run health (s)care in September, 2009. According to Obama, Raddatz had died earlier that year because his insurance company denied life-saving treatment and pulled his coverage. In truth, while Mr. Raddatz’s treatment (a stem stell transplant) was delayed, the insurance company never dropped him. The treatment he did receive extended his life another three-and-a-half years. So either President Brilliant got all his facts wrong and misspoke or he misrepresented the facts like a sleazy lawyer in order to sell his Obama(doesn’t)Care. You decide.
S is for Sanford and Son. A week before The One was elected he referenced the 70’s black sitcom “Sanford and Son.” Attempting to channel Foxx’s character Fred Sanford having one of his famous fake heart attacks, Obama yelled, “I’m comin’ to join you, Weezy.” Umm, that would be Elizabeth, genius. Weezy is from “The Jeffersons.”
How in the world can a black guy mess up “Sanford and Son” and “The Jeffersons”!? If a white Republican like Sarah Palin made that error, they would accused not only of stupidity but also of racism for not knowing enough about black sitcoms. I could just see Maureen Dowd at her little word processor at the NY Times building typing: “To Sarah Palin, all those black T.V. shows look the same to her.”
T is for Teleprompter, without which Obama’s shows his inability to string together two complete sentences. It is also an electric mask without which Obama’s radical America-hatred, Marxism-socialism, terrorist-sympathizing anti-Semitism is exposed for all the world to see.
T is also for tornado. While campaigning in May 2007 he said, “In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died—an entire town destroyed.” The actual death count: 12.
U is for umbrella. Cue the picture:
Nuf said. Imagine if this was Bush?
V is for The View. Every morning on ABC TV viewers are treated by three ultra-liberal women (and one quasi-conservative—you know, for balance) gushing like giddy schoolgirls about the smartest president the universe has ever known. When it comes to their treatment of Sarah Palin, however, suddenly they’re the bitches from “Mean Girls.” Seriously, almost nowhere on TV is there such uninformed, unfettered hate and vitriol. But for some strange reason these cackling hens are feted by the media and Hollywood.
W is for wee-wee’d up. Nobody ever really made a big deal about this, but think about it: What the &*#$ is this phrase supposed to even mean???
Sorry, don’t have anything for X, Y, Z, but if you have any ideas, please share!
I'm no Einstein, but TOTUS lets me play one on TV.
awesome collection.
any ONE of them, would have ended the career of a Republican.
(”potato”).
for ALL of these, to come from ONE, is truly astounding.
yet the MSM ignores where it can, and then tells us Obama has problems with english, because he thinks too fast for it? (LAT) ???
“..when trying to say in Spanish “Fourth of May””
I think he was trying to say FIFTH of May, Cinco de Mayo.
When you write this kind of stuff you can’t have any screwups, aka gaffes about gaffes.
I thought he said cuatro because it happened on May 4, not May 5. Is that not correct?
LOL - is that what he was talking about? I sure couldn't tell.
That's what happens when he doesn't have his teleprompter providing his words for him.
I just read part one and bookmarked part two.
It’s fun stuff, but the MSM will continue in full protection mode.
But we will defeat the Baraqqis on the economy.
The only risk is a Romney nomination, Tea Party split, and a Clintonian plurality win for Baraq.
Barack Obama - Gaffe Mania III - Dopey Dildock
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt6C1Sl3ZrU
Barack Obama - Gaffe Mania IV - Obozo the Clown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rjITzkmdMw
And his loyal followers freaked out because Sarah Palin said "refudiate?"
UNBELIEVABLE OBAMA GAFFES, Mistakes, Lies, and Confusion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4-AKcH3eC8&NR=1
President Barack Hussein “Clark Griswald” Obama Worst Foreign Trip Ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40gpU9HPpQI
Let’s not forget the First Wookie, Moochie Obama:
Michelle Obama Touches Queen Elizabeth II on the Back, and does not Curtsy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7FsJA18vI&NR=1
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" OBAMA: How many people are getting' insurance through their jobs right now? Raise your hands? A'right. Well, a lot of those folks, your employer, it's estimated, would see premiums fall by as much as 3,000%, which means they could give you a RAISE!"
I can't find a link, but that is from RushLimbaugh.com Do I need to explain why you can't 'save' more than 100 percent of anything. How stupid is that. As a math person, this to me is the worst, the absolute worst of all of his gaffes.
Well, it was until that MOH thing the other day. That was pitiful.
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