Skip to comments.Army Officer Arrested At Porn Store--Caught Having Sex With Blow Up Doll.
Posted on 07/09/2011 2:08:16 PM PDT by Tea Party Reveler
No this isn't a joke. It really happened.
An Army captain has been caught "having sex" with a blow-up doll in an adult video store in Virginia.
The incident took place in the early hours of July 5th, Prince William County Police told MilitaryCorruption.com
POLICE DOG SNIFFED OUT SEX-CRAZED CAPTAIN
Investigators say alarms went off at the MVC Late Nite Adult Store in Woodbridge, Va. around 2:30 A.M. Police officers responded and a K-9 dog was sent in the X-rated facility to ferret out any burglars.
Cops found the front door to the store smashed and glass on the floor. In a nearby closet, Justin Little Jim was discovered wearing woman's panties in the midst of a sexual act with a life-size rubber doll.
There was no report on any "damage" to the sex toy, but Little Jim was "caught with his pants down." He is now a prisoner at the Adult Correctional Center in Manassas, Va.
ARMY "VET" A NATIVE OF OKLAHOMA
The 28 year-old Army veterinarian, stationed at Ft. Belvoir, Va, is a graduate of Oklahoma State University (OSU) and hails from Norman, Okla.
The embarrassed officer faces charges of burglary, larceny, vandalism and driving while intoxicated.
Army officials declined to comment beyond identifying the arrested officer and confirming he is on active duty.
Whichever way you look at it, "Little Jim" has a very BIG problem.
Was it a female doll or a male doll?
All he has to do is proclaim himself a cross dresser and the case will be dismissed.
Anthony Weiner alert!
Sounds like Little Jim was doing the thinking for Big Jim
No indication as to the doll’s “gender.”
Well except for the line that reads:
“.:.and hails from Norman, Okla.”
Danged commissioned officers.
OSU Cowboy eh? WOW. Did he have on chaps over the women’s underware too???
Not HIS fault. he doll probably came on to him.
Don’t ask, don’t tell, but we may have to ‘tolerate’ another letter in the Lgbtq acronym. What is the letter for ‘prefers blow up doll?’
Whaaaaaat? he's just adhering to military code. He didn't ask and she didn't tell.
If this was in NY they might have been able to get married and avoid sin.