Your comment is just rude.
There is room for all of God’s creatures.....
Right next to the mashed potatoes. ;)
Be reasonable. How good to you think an animal rights activist would taste? The meat's too lean, no marbling, would be quite gamy, with everything it's read. Even if you beat with a police baton, it will never be very tender.
They don't have a good diet, they never get out in the open air, you'd have to overcook the meat just to make sure that any parasites it's ingested are dead. Remember, it's been out eating heaven-knows-what. Being free range, you have to cook it until it's dry, and all the flavor is gone, just to be sure.
Now, a good plump Baptist, on the other hand, basted over a mesquite fire...
>> Your comment is just rude.
I don’t care what you call me, momma — just as long as you call me for dinner! :-)