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President’s Jobs Speech Wows Congress
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 9 Sep 2011
| John Semmens
Posted on 09/09/2011 6:44:19 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Great one, John, great ‘quote’ from McConnell
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posted on
09/09/2011 8:18:24 PM PDT
by
Chaguito
To: John Semmens
LOL. Pelosi says the Republicans can never be satisfied. Here we have an uncomplicated one-page bill, and the Republicans want to study it.
Let’s pass this bill so Obama has some more money to distribute.
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posted on
09/09/2011 8:19:15 PM PDT
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: John Semmens
It took me until Boehner's statement to catch on. That was funny, and made me all teary eyed. ROFL
Good one John
To: John Semmens
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posted on
09/09/2011 8:53:57 PM PDT
by
REDWOOD99
("Earth first! We can log the other planets later")
To: John Semmens
So good the NYT is envious they didn’t write it.
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posted on
09/09/2011 9:06:35 PM PDT
by
VRWC For Truth
(Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bailout)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
09/09/2011 9:08:52 PM PDT
by
wastedyears
(Of course you realize, this means war.)
To: John Semmens
Sir John of the Valley of the Sun: The noblest Bard in all the lands.
To: John Semmens
I, too bow before the ONE!— Good one.
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posted on
09/09/2011 10:35:56 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
To: PhilDragoo
A naked Emperor is always good for a few laughs. Everyone knows that collecting an unemployment check is a job. Zer0 said government should get out of the way of small business while his administration does the complete opposite. It's impossible not to laugh at him or the idiots who believe in him. The DJIA dropped 200 points the second the opening bell rang, and closed down 303 points (Friday, September 9, 2011). Can one conservative speak about new legislation, like canceling Obamacare, opening all of the energy sources up to exploration and drilling, cutting the corporate tax rate to 15%, take an big axe to federal regulations, put a minimum income tax on all workers for fairness, disband the EPA, set up steep tariffs on China and cut all government departments by 20%. And... why was there no standing ovation for Joe Wilson when he arrived? Countdown until Zer0 leaves Office: 497 days as of September 10, 2011. |
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posted on
09/10/2011 12:06:03 AM PDT
by
BobP
(The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
To: John Semmens
Good point about the liberal mindset “just because it hasn’t worked before ...” What does every liberal say when confronted by a total failure of some bone headed law failing to accomplixh its stated goal? “We just didn’t go far enough.” Gun control increases crime (as it always does)? “We just didn’t go far enough.”
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posted on
09/10/2011 2:51:23 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(your own government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: John Semmens
Just because it hasnt worked so far doesnt necessarily prove it could never work. Ive got to give him credit for consistency. The definition of insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Good one. That is like bitching about getting a speeding ticket at the same speed trap every day in one week by the same LEO.
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posted on
09/10/2011 4:35:25 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
To: John Semmens
Amazing all right. Amazing how he can come up with a plan that. Is note of the same old tax and spend which has failed fine after time.
Thanks again john for the ping. Super job as always.
To: John Semmens
Unfazed, Pelosi argued that the added costs will be good for the economy. The increase in paperwork needed to comply with the regulations requires people to be employed preparing it. That means jobs. Satire aside, Ms. Pelosi the obedient Keynesian actually does believe this, n'est ce pas?
John S., hopefully you plan to gift some of your columns to the forthcoming Obama Library.
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posted on
09/10/2011 8:48:13 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
09/10/2011 9:15:10 PM PDT
by
SuziQ
To: BobP
But, but, you are confused...don’tcha’ know that unemployment checks stimulate the economy by taking money from greedy productive workers and businesses (even increasing its value by 1.84 times, if you gently ignore the negative side of the equation...:)), and giving it to those with time on their hands...got that? Even Princess Pelosi declared this to be true and who could conjure up an argument against her Highness’ unparalleled “wisdom?”
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posted on
09/11/2011 11:22:39 AM PDT
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: John Semmens
"Until I heard it from his own lips I never realized how mistaken the GOP plans to tear up all the roads and burn down all the schools were, said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va). Now THAT'S funny!
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posted on
09/13/2011 11:41:15 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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