Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

one man's opinion...

[Delta Dawn]

Will you be suing for the return of your, ‘heck’? BTW, just what part of the anatomy does the heck originate?

[Delta Dawn]

You should remember from your childhood school years, that you have to bring enough for everyone.

[Netizen]

The posts seem a little ‘hit’ and miss. Must not be much on stamina.

[usconservative]

You are making light of a very serious topic. My polls show support for my run as Admin Moderator has crashed, particularly witn Jim Robinson.

Suck it up cupcake, you were never gonna get the job anyway. ;-)

[Netizen]

Cupcake? Is that reverse sexual harassment? Careful he might counter sue to diminish damages.

[MHGinTN]

Are we no longer a nation that cherishes and rewards excellence? Do we not still value the best and brightest, the achievers risen from the ranks of the plodders?

Why should my client have to 'bring enough for everyone'? Is he not free to bestow upon those of his choosing? Is he not the most excellent aficionado of 'I'd Hit It' and thus the example to which hitters should strive?

Why water down excellence, just to make poor hitters 'feel' better about their lack of application for the perhaps meager talents they possess?

What does it mean to excellence to spread the hit around thus watering down the hitting ending in something to be ignored for the banality of it all?!

[Lazamataz]

Suck it up cupcake

Are you hitting on me?

What are you doing later?

[usconservative]

Cupcake? Is that reverse sexual harassment? Careful he might counter sue to diminish damages.

If Laz is half the man he claims to be, he wouldn't dare.

Now wait a minute .... come to think of it ..... he does have his hissy fits every now and then doesn't he?

[usconservative]

Are you hitting on me?

Not without a baseball bat firmly in hand I ain't!

Freak!

[Larry Lucido]

You bought her a negligee? That’s negligence.

[usconservative]

It’s all your fault for planting the idea in his tiny little brain.

[Lazamataz]

Freak!

(sob) That's the nicest thing you have ever said to me.....

[usconservative]

That’s probably true ....

[sfimom]

LOL Laz I’ve missed you. I come back after months offline and what is the first thing I see? You getting into even more trouble than usual. Need a character witness?

[MomwithHope]

Just shaking my head at this thread. Have fun Freepers and Laz too. We certainly deserve some laughs. As long as it’s not a distraction from the real campaign....eh Laz?

[TigersEye]

This is just the sort of classless, one-handed, porn-chasing advertisement that gives attornies a bad name.

And SLR Class Mercedes Benz'!

If you are Laz and this thread made you feel uncomfortable call...

1-800-lazizhrt

Laz deserves justice. Don't be left out! Call today.

~Dewey, Hittemback & Ruhnn~

This is a non-attorney, non-advertisement blatant attempt for another cheap laugh. Knowwhaddamean? You will not be left alone with our corporate secretaries. (Hot aren't they?) You will be put on hold for hours at at time. You may experience call waiting, call forwarding, conference calls or bills for 900# calls you never made. We keep a count of the donuts and knishes set out in the client comfort room and you will be billed. If you think DOJ muffins are pricey...lolz. Your personal information has already been sold to the highest bidder and our associate Joaquim thanks you for the new life. And yacht.

[Lazamataz]

A class action lawsuit of ONE person. I like it. :)

[TigersEye]

We’ve heard you get around a LOT. We’ll make it work.

[Lazamataz]

Need a character witness?

Yes, but the problem with your offer is I need a POSITIVE character witness.

[synbad600]

Ping to a classic!