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Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???
one man's opinion...

Posted on 11/04/2011 8:10:14 AM PDT by ken5050

Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.

"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: donthateuslaz; humor; idhitit; lazamataz; lazcomebackwemissu; weloveulazrlywedo
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Several of the women now accusing Laz say that they became so upset by some of his posts over the years that they had to leave FR and now post on Lucianne.com (where, BTW..absolutely NOBODY either reads, or let alone bothers them.)

Others, when they complained to FR founder Jim Robinson, were summarily banned by him from FR, although the reason he gave was that they advocated for Rudy Guiliani's candidacy in 2008.

Robinson was quick to dismiss these alleged charges. "Look" he said, "half the people on FR drive the other half crazy, every day. It's just what conservatives do. We eat our own. And eveyone knows that anyone who supported Rudy, or now supports Mitt, just can't be a real, live, red-blooded American female. So how can we take seriously these stupid charges."

The most common complaint against Laz was his constant and near monomaniacal offer to "Hit It"( the "it" in question being just about every picture of a female ever posted on the website) though in Laz's defense, he said that he never offered to "hit" Helen Thomas or Hillary Clinton. "However," he offered, after a few beers, "Maureen Dowd does sometimes turn me on."

More stories are coming in that Laz repeatedly made suggestive comments to female Freepers.

It's as yet unconfirmed that he even dated a few of them, and reportedly married one. Investigative reporters are now scouring the internet attempting to track down the putative ex Mrs. Laz. If she exists, and is willing to talk on the record, well, some suggest it could be devastating for the Freeper all-star.

The overwhelmingly majority of Freepers were quick to rush to Laz' defense, saying that this is all an attempt to ruin the good name of a really nice, decent, guy.

One, who didn't want to speak on the record, ( because she's considering a run for a House seat) said that Laz is a "really sensitive, misunderstood, though somewhat tormented soul. He loves to post pics of his firearms, and talk about them, but he also composes the most delicate and eloquent haikus."

Support remains strong for Laz on FR. There are constant references to him on the many threads, and Freepers are making record contributions to FR's quarterly fundraising drive to show that they support Laz.

"Look," said Laz. "I'm not going to talk about this anymore. My enemies aren't going to deflect me from running for Admin Moderator. Let me just say that I LIKE WOMEN. Always have, always will. I'm convinced that this malicious campaing against me was started by the Ron Paul supporters here on FR. Youc an't reason with them. Their candidate is crazy, so it stands to reason that they're also nuts."

"Let me add this one final comment. If there are any female Freepers out there that I've somehow disappointed, well, darlings, just FReepmail me, and I promise to do better next time."

1 posted on 11/04/2011 8:10:19 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: Lazmataz

Good morning!!


2 posted on 11/04/2011 8:10:49 AM PDT by ken5050 (Cain/Gingrich 2012!!! because sharing a couch with Pelosi is NOT the same as sharing a bed with her)
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To: ken5050

Thanks for posting. This is both HUGH and SERIES.


3 posted on 11/04/2011 8:11:22 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: NEMDF

this threatens to be a VERY long thread...


4 posted on 11/04/2011 8:12:16 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: ken5050

Yes, I am one of the offended females. One time - well it is so horrific I cannot even bring myself to type it. Just know this: I was brought to tears. He should pay a heavy price but I am too upset to talk about it.


5 posted on 11/04/2011 8:13:21 AM PDT by Saundra Duffy ( For victory & freedom!!!)
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To: ken5050
He touched me in my bathing suit place.
(or was it just a dream?)
6 posted on 11/04/2011 8:13:28 AM PDT by laotzu
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To: ken5050

Hit


7 posted on 11/04/2011 8:14:06 AM PDT by tacticalogic
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To: ken5050; Lazamataz

Its the seriousness of the charge


8 posted on 11/04/2011 8:15:08 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)
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To: ken5050

Laz offended my late grandma because he would hit it. She just told me last night in a dream.


9 posted on 11/04/2011 8:15:18 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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To: MrB

10 posted on 11/04/2011 8:15:54 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: NEMDF

Somebody make a contribution ~ QUICK!!!


11 posted on 11/04/2011 8:15:59 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: ken5050

Well that’s it! I am firmly off the LAZy Train!

Maureen Dowd? Really? Dude that is seriously F..... Up.


12 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:04 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: ken5050; Lazmataz

I was on a thread 12 years ago where Laz was asking female freepers inappropriate questions! It was shocking. I knew one day this would come out!


13 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:07 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (Giving more money to DC to fix the Debt is like giving free drugs to addicts think it will cure them)
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To: ken5050

Bumpity-bump-bump!!!


14 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:13 AM PDT by ScreamingGreenAlienGorilla (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecc. 10:2)
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To: ken5050

I heard that a woman drove Laz to drink, and he didn’t even have the decency to thank her.


15 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:16 AM PDT by silverleaf (Common sense is not so common - Voltaire)
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To: ken5050

I saw ‘Laz’ lovingly looking at a Romney photo once.


16 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:27 AM PDT by avacado
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To: ken5050

Are women allowed to vote here?


17 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:44 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is a Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien)
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To: ken5050

He once told me I was the same height as his ex-wife, then made an obscene gesture when he was describing her height.

She was, apparently, very short.


18 posted on 11/04/2011 8:16:47 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Saundra Duffy
Yeah, I know what you're sayin' ... almost.
19 posted on 11/04/2011 8:17:07 AM PDT by pyx (Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
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To: NEMDF

What I’m concerned about is how Laz will handle this scandal.

Will Laz be just a novice Freeper or will his team come out with an effective strategy to handle the news shattering SCANDAL.


20 posted on 11/04/2011 8:17:13 AM PDT by A message
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To: ken5050

Where are the settlements at?


21 posted on 11/04/2011 8:17:27 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: ken5050

He showed me how tall his wife was. I had no idea he was married to a dwarf.


22 posted on 11/04/2011 8:17:48 AM PDT by Raebie (WS)
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To: avacado

WHAT!!! No mention of the parties in the FR YAHOO chat room??? Sorry, you can’t google those!


23 posted on 11/04/2011 8:18:31 AM PDT by eastforker
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To: ken5050

Some say this is the moment that changed Laz's life for ever.

24 posted on 11/04/2011 8:18:34 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: ken5050
This morning the woman at the Chick-Fil-A drive through asked me what cologne I was wearing. She thought it smelled nice.

Boy was that uncomfortable...

25 posted on 11/04/2011 8:18:42 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter ( The Prudential Governor... Have you bought your piece of the Rick)
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To: ken5050; Lazamataz
Did these alleged incidents take place while Laz was serving as the President of the Himalayan (him-a-layin'?) Institute of Technology?


26 posted on 11/04/2011 8:19:04 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: ken5050

ROTFL! You hit it!


27 posted on 11/04/2011 8:19:26 AM PDT by dangus
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To: ken5050

Is there a class action lawsuit, and how much, if any, $ does Laz have? I might be able to remember something from a while back, if the pot is sweet enough.


28 posted on 11/04/2011 8:19:34 AM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: ken5050

The plaintiff.

29 posted on 11/04/2011 8:19:46 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: ken5050

I thinks this has the making of RICO suit. It wasn’t just Laz, their was a whole mob of ‘em, planning criminalistic sexualated harassment of female-potentialated posters.


30 posted on 11/04/2011 8:20:07 AM PDT by bvw
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To: MarineBrat

I was about to say that this thread is useless without pics. I would like to retract that statement now. Where’s the eyewash station?


31 posted on 11/04/2011 8:20:28 AM PDT by ScreamingGreenAlienGorilla (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Ecc. 10:2)
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To: ken5050; Lazamataz

He hit me! Where’s my settlement??


32 posted on 11/04/2011 8:20:37 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ken5050
Helen Thomas secretly posts to Laz' comments, just to get hit...and it works!

I predict Laz' popularity will continue to skyrocket.

33 posted on 11/04/2011 8:21:43 AM PDT by Jane Long (Soli Deo Gloria!)
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To: ken5050

I have it on good authority from anonymous sources that there will be an Occupy Free Republic Protest by certain Freeper ladies who are offended that they have not been offended.


34 posted on 11/04/2011 8:21:44 AM PDT by blue-duncan
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To: central_va
that which has been seen, cannot be unseen

SHAME ON YOU!

35 posted on 11/04/2011 8:23:13 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Mr. Cain: Back on message now; let the rest of us ferret out the gutter crap who planted that smear)
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To: ken5050

“putative ex Mrs. Laz.”

Do you mean the pootative Mrs. ex Laz? I heard she makes great brownies.

I suspect this whole thing is orchestrated by Humblegunner’s camp.


36 posted on 11/04/2011 8:23:23 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: ken5050

My conservative source reports someone saw Laz stuning his beeber when he was sure it was safe to shower.


37 posted on 11/04/2011 8:23:48 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: ken5050

TTIUWOP.


38 posted on 11/04/2011 8:24:13 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: ken5050

My questions is...

“Will he hit it again after hitting it the first time?”

Well, Laz?


39 posted on 11/04/2011 8:24:53 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: ken5050
Investigative reporters are now scouring the internet attempting to track down the putative ex Mrs. Laz . If she exists, and is willing to talk on the record, well, some suggest it could be devastating for the Freeper all-star.

It is a good thing that Laz nickname isn't Lax, cause if he was banned we could refer to him as ex-Lax. just sayin.

40 posted on 11/04/2011 8:25:05 AM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (According to the MSM, I'm a fringe sitting, pajama wearing, Freeper)
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To: ken5050

41 posted on 11/04/2011 8:25:15 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: ken5050

Show us on the doll where Laz wanted you to doctor his tea.


42 posted on 11/04/2011 8:25:29 AM PDT by petercooper (2012 - Purge more RINO's.)
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To: ken5050; Lazamataz
Investigative reporters are now scouring the internet attempting to track down the putative ex Mrs. Laz.

I understand her name was Rachel Corrie. The 'official' story is she threw herself under a bulldozer but most people believe the injuries show she died as the result of Laz hitting it.

43 posted on 11/04/2011 8:25:57 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: central_va

Since you can't just "put some ice on it" when your eyes have been assaulted, here's Laz's ex-gf, Christie Brinkley, in the pic she used to try to win him back.

44 posted on 11/04/2011 8:26:31 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: Raebie

I thought he was demonstrating a TSA wheelchair patient
pat-down?


45 posted on 11/04/2011 8:27:21 AM PDT by silverleaf (Common sense is not so common - Voltaire)
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To: ken5050

Boffo;)


46 posted on 11/04/2011 8:27:54 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Cain - touching the better angels of our nature. Newt - knowledge is power.)
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To: Winstons Julia

Two great minds.


47 posted on 11/04/2011 8:28:14 AM PDT by notpoliticallycorewrecked (According to the MSM, I'm a fringe sitting, pajama wearing, Freeper)
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To: ken5050
I would come out and tell about the SHOCKING things he did to me, but...

...I'm under a non-disclosure agreement pursuant to the settlement we agreed upon.

So I can't say anything about it.

But I can still lay out vacuous innuendoes.

48 posted on 11/04/2011 8:28:55 AM PDT by sauron ("Truth is hate to those who hate Truth" --unknown)
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To: central_va

49 posted on 11/04/2011 8:29:09 AM PDT by Godzilla (3/7/77)
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To: ken5050

LOL!


50 posted on 11/04/2011 8:29:09 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (Go, Herman!)
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