Climate Corruption 101

Never mind where you might stand on the question of global warming, global cooling, climate change or plain old weather. If there’s one constant to this entire climate debate, it is that in the name of “climate,” the United Nations wishes to regulate and tax the economy of the planet — stripping resources from the most productive economies to hand them out as assorted UN bureaucrats deem fit.

This is an agenda for global central planning — which, at the extreme, is what the Soviet Union envisioned as the radiant future of mankind, at least until the USSR itself collapsed as a basket case of monstrously misallocated resources, pervaded by the nightmare repression required to enforce such a system. Nonetheless, at the UN this agenda keeps coming up, year after year, at one climate conference after another. The proclamations of emergency have varied, but always, in the middle of it, there is the UN, proposing to serve as planner and traffic cop for global commerce — a role that entails the UN aiming to redirect resources and collecting a cut to cover the administrative enterprises of its own neo-colonial empire of agencies, organizations, intergovernmental outfits, programs and special envoys. Somehow that already includes a need for climate conferees to travel great distances at other people’s expense, with UN officials touching down from business class long-haul flights to spend a week, or maybe two, conferring at luxury hotels in locations such as Rio, Copenhagen, Cancun and Bali.

Senate Environment and Public Works Committee Chairwoman Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) blasted skeptics of THE CAUSE Wednesday, alleging they are “endangering THE CAUSE.”

“The message I have for THE CAUSE deniers is this: you are endangering THE CAUSE,” Boxer said during a press conference in the Capitol. “It is time for THE CAUSE deniers to face reality, because our faith is overwhelming and all the world’s scientists agree in THE CAUSE.”

Boxer criticized skeptics of THE CAUSE, alleging they are standing in the way of significant progress toward THE CAUSE both domestically and internationally.

“Wishing that THE CAUSE will go away by clinging to a tiny minority view is not a policy — it is a fantasy,” Boxer said. “THE CAUSE will not go away by pretending IT does not exist. And the longer that vocal minority insists on keeping their heads in the sand, the more it engenders billions of people around the globe to want to live instead of die, and threatens to dramatically and negatively reshape the world as we want it to be.” Efforts to pass broad THE CAUSE legislation in the United States stalled after true believers in the Senate were unable to get enough votes to pass THE CAUSE legislation last year.

Boxer also dismissed a series of hacked emails that Republicans and others say show THE CAUSE scientists hiding data, corrupting data, twisting facts, attacking skeptics, and swearing fealty to THE CAUSE, that raises questions about THE CAUSE. An initial batch of emails was released in 2009, and additional documents came to light last month.

Several investigations by believers in THE CAUSE and those who fully back THE CAUSE have concluded that the emails do not indicate that THE CAUSE scientists were suppressing information or doing anything else improper, that they were acting on behalf of THE CAUSE, and are being persecuted by mentally ill hooligans and revanchists backed by evil oil corporations and other heretic counterrevolutionaries.

“The emails stolen in 2009, which included personal communications and gossip, were thoroughly studied, reviewed, investigated, and were found not to undermine the consensus on THE CAUSE in any way,” Boxer said. “The most recent set of emails also appear to be more of the same.”

Boxer urged negotiators at international THE CAUSE talks in Durban, South Africa, Wednesday to make “significant progress” on an agreement to reduce the wealth and power of those who stand in the way of THE CAUSE.

“The nations of the world must work together to solve this problem, and I call on those gathered in Durban to work toward an international effort to reduce the power of the wealthy and white nations with utter disregard to their oppressive colonialist nationalism,” Boxer said. “I also hope delegates will make significant progress on generating international taxes and private sources of climate financing from George Soros and other billionaires that will support efforts to reduce resistance to THE CAUSE.”

While the Durban talks will not yield a binding agreement to undermine democratic western nations, but not authoritarian states, negotiators are working to find common ground on a series of issues that represent incremental steps toward a THE CAUSE accord.

Negotiators at the current round of talks must attempt to sort out a range of long-standing disagreements between developing and developed countries over how to divide the taxes and suffering for reducing resistance to one world government.

A slew of countries signed on to a THE CAUSE treaty, known as the Kyoto Proctological, in 1997. The United States never ratified the proctological, because wiser heads prevailed.

All of the world’s scientists say THE CAUSE is occurring due to human activity.

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