[FlingWingFlyer]

My constituents obviously have confidence that I’m not a drunk, a goof-off, or an idiot.

Or, they want a Teddy Kennedy style politician representing them in the District of Corruption.

[longfellow]

Maybe this is exactly what we need. More staffers blowing the whistle on these traitors.

[Graewoulf]

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU, DEMOCRAT RICK LARSEN! Facts “happen,” so deal with it!

BTW, how many Democrats are STILL in the US House of Representatives?

[freedumb2003]

ibtp?

Let’s see how many you get with this one, John! :)

[Killage1]

“Anybody on my payroll is paid to make me look good, to help me be reelected, to serve my needs”.

Tells you a little about where this guys priorities are directed, solely to serve his needs not America’s.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

“Anybody on my payroll is paid to make me look good, to help me be reelected, to serve my needs. If they can’t do that I don’t want them.”

D*mn. Been a while since a Congressman spoke his mind, regardless of party affiliation. It's almost as if this piece is a satire or semi-satire.

[ozzymandus]

This idiot’s constituents need to take a good look at what they elected.

[FLAMING DEATH]

I always love coming in to see if they’re biting.

Of course, with the bizarre things going on these days, it’s almost not fair.

[Grut]

I know this article is satire; but has there ever been a more succinct expression of bureaucratic ethics than “Meine Ehre heißt Treue?”

[Chode]

to serve my needs and there it is...

[Mr. Jeeves]

Drunken Idiot Congressman

Well that narrows it down. :)