[BluesDuke]

So when can we expect to see ‘Celebrity Apostle’?

Not to mention Lifestyles of the Rich and Philistines, Real Housewives of the Sinai, Dancing with the Torah, The Love Ark, Twelve is Enough (ok, that one's kind of lame, but who's to say someone wouldn't have thought to make a cheeseball family drama out of Jacob and his brood?), The Apostolic Apprentice (just imagine someone trying to convince Jesus that he had to fire an apostle a week, not to mention who'd end up coming out on top and getting the job . . . ), or Survival: Sodom and Gomorrah . . .

[Kartographer]

This week on 'The Apostolic Apprentice'.

Jesus announces in the Boardroom that one of the Apostolic Apprentices will betry him.

Later in the episode Paul and Jesus have a one on one talk during which Paul ask Jesus if it is him that he supects is goning to betry him. Jesus answers:"No Paul I don't suspect you."

Mid-way through the episode Jesus is giving John some guidence on how best to complete his task and John ask Jesus if it is him that he supects is goning to betry him. Jesus answers:"No John I don't suspect you."

Toward the end of the episode Jesus is check on how Judus' assignment is going and Judus pulls Jessu aside and quitely ask him if it is him that he supects is goning to betry him. Jesus answers:"That's your problem Judus everything is always you! You! YOU!"