My #1: “I’ll take post turtles for $15 Trillion, Alex.”
Didn’t even mention that he is not eligible to hold office.
Or that he has increased the national debt exponentially.
Or that he shoved Obamacare down our throats.
“Obama recently signed a mysterious new law that proclaims all American soil is a “battleground,” thereby allowing the president to indefinitely detain any American citizen without charges. Critics fear Obama will use his fun new unconstitutional powers to make his political enemies disappear, but that may not be necessary.”
How can the new law be mysterious when 43 Republican senators voted for the the law that Obama will use to make his political enemies disappear?
The only logical conclusion would be that Obama and the 43 Republican senators who voted for this new law are not political enemies, but rather conspirators against the American people.
Thus, the Republican senators who voted for the new law are no better than Obama.
Weak with our enemies, he not only heeds the wishes of Iranian dictator Ahmadinejad,
but gave him and the mullahs top-secret stealth drone technology.
Useless with the economy, this clueless twit flits with his wookie-beast, perpetually angry wife from flamboyant vacation to vacation while promising to work hard to create jobs...
Worst of all, he is focusing on domestic enemies and will use dictatorial powers to kill them if they disagree or criticize him... all in the name of fighting domestic 'terrorism'.
This asshat must go!
Only 5? Count again.
Now who would have ever thought that an un-Constitutional president would set out on a path of destroying what’s left of our Constitution?
The democrat party must be so very proud.
Obama even makes Nixon look good.At least he didn’t steal money.