Posted on 01/26/2012 10:50:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
No one yet has mentioned the title of this DUFU. I'm disappointed in you people. A prize to the first one who can figure it out.
What say you, kev, O founder of the PLTA?
Brewer and Shipley, One Toke Over the Line.
BTW, we need a special song for this, Pastor Charles.
Typical DUmmie hypocrisy: Gov. Brewer points her finger, and they want her dead. Irony, thy name is DUmmies.
DING DING DING! We have a winner! No further calls, please.
Let's see, Huntress, I promised you a prize. . . . What shall it be?
A Kewpie Doll? No, that's for DUmmies having a Brief Moment of Mental Clarity. . . .
A stuffed, plush Li'l Beaver? No, that would be a little hard on the Beaver. . . .
How about . . .
TOP THIRTY!!!
Thanks for the post and ping.
Thank you, Pastor Charles. I decided to take a stab at a song myself.
One Poke Over the Line
One poke over the line, Sweet Barry,
One poke over the line,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.
Waitin’ for the One who is all, Sweet Barry,
Hopin’ that the One is on time,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.
Who do You love, it sure ain’t me,
I’ve been writing, as you can plainly see,
I saw You tense and I learned about Your ire that Arpaio said,
If I should chose to criticize the One, he will lose all cred.
Now I’m one poke over the line, Sweet Barry,
One poke over the line,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.
Waitin’ for the One who is all, Sweet Barry,
Hopin’ that the One is on time,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.
You walked away while I was answ’ring you,
Now I’m pointing out that You’re a thin-skinned bro,
But now I know that You cannot take the heat,
like a real man. So you take a simple meet and greet,
And act like a spoiled brat. So I’m
One poke over the line, Sweet Barry,
One poke over the line,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.
Don’t you know I’m just a waitin’ for the One who is all, Sweet Barry,
Hopin’ that the One is on time,
On the tarmac at the Phoenix airport,
One poke over the line.
Maybe Barry should invite her to the White Hut for a beer.
Oh, that was clearly the winner.
Well, it ALMOST qualifies for “mental clarity” but not. LOL!
Very clever for a DUmmie, though! Shockingly so!
I’ve got one that I ‘m almost finished with, and I’ll post it later this evening.
Down in Arizona,
Where the allegations get so mean
There lived a girl that I swear to the world
Made the other right-wingers look tame
Poke-digit Jannie
Poke-digit Jannie
Everybody said it was a shame
‘Cause Obama was just working on his campaign...
(mean, vicious woman)
“...and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.
Who to believe, Who to believe.....
Yea, this is a tough one.
“...and claimed he was lecturing and patronizing, something the White House says is not true.
Who to believe, Who to believe.....
Yea, this is a tough one.
Maybe more videos to come since all of Broward County is like my personal crackerbarrel where I tell stories to groups at industrial parks, barber shops, auto dealerships, sub shops, etc.. Jowayne has more videos of me from this session including me pondering what happens if Dr. No gets a case of jock itch.
So that’s you PJ.
Interesting......
Interesting that you look and talk like i imagined!
LOL
The guy walking behind you looked like he was ready for anything to happen......
What was he doing, unlocking his safety?
PJ you’re in my top 5 FR favs!
Thanks man.
PS PJ i might e-mail you for just a little FL vacation advice.
I plan on getting away soon, And getting sick of the growing riff raff i see more of every year during my cheap vegas getaways.
I’m not that big of a gambler but i want to stay somewhere where i can atleast play some video poker, drink free beer and watch the game on tv....and maybe see the beach or something.
I KNOW you have just the right place in mind for me in FL.
I might have a camera follow me to several of my dozens of hangouts in this county telling stories. One thing I want to do is go to a Goth hangout at night and interview Goth chicks about the best pickup lines guys can use on them. Goth dating techniques.
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