[newnhdad]

satire.. forget it..

[muawiyah]

It was satire. The reality is far, far, far outside of normal human experience.

A clever and knowledgeable analyst once determined that OVER 200 DIFFERENT POLICE AUTHORITIES had some degree of jurisdiction in DC depending on time of day, place, and orientation to the celestial central spot.

Seriously!

It's a recurring problem.

Remember when Hillary's boyfriend, Vince Foster, got murdered and the Park Police took over the investigation. There were at least 25 police authorities with greater jurisdiction who were passed over to give it to them.

That one isn't over yet. And that wasn't even DC, just a hunk of federal government owned land in a sort of highway buffer zone between the Potomac River and some CIA outpost or other.