Skip to comments.New show on C-SPAN and OWN... Food SWAT!
Posted on 02/26/2012 7:02:50 PM PST by GeronL
Coming soon to CSPAN and OWN, a brand new reality show that brings you the gritty underside of life in the elementary school cafeteria!
Janet Napolitano HHS and Michelle Obama team up to crack down and crack heads when it comes to unhealthy snack foods.
"We are undercover, simply watching the kids as they go through the lunch line" Officer Janet tells the camera "This is part of the process we are going to roll-out nationally. Officers will be trained that this is a two part operation"
Just then Janet spots something. At table 10 it looks like a boy is pulling some sort of sweet snackcake from a brown paper sack.
"We have a Code Orange at Table 10! Move now!"
The double doors blast open as Michelle Obama and eight other officers in full body armor and shields rush into the lunch room. The boy is pulled and thrown to the floor, secured under the knee of Officer Rosie O'Donnel.
"We have a cupcake!" Michelle screamed "Get the disposal robot, stat!"
The boy is pulled away, crying, as his hands are bound behind his back.
A robot rolls into the lunchroom through the double doors and everyone is stressed as they watch it pick up the offending baked good and put it into a metal strong box.
"Chocolate Cupcakes secure!" Michelle confirms into her radio "Good work everyone"
Meanwhile across town the boys parents are similarly being dragged from their home and work site and put into paddy wagons.
"We have to act swiftly and surely in cases like this, we can't allow it to get out of control" Janet tells the camera while motioning to a room full of crying kids being consoled by teachers.
"This time we able to prevent the consumption of the choclate cake, so everything is good, but next time we might not be there" Michelle said "That is why this new program will ensure that all kids are monitored in school, to stop them from eating unhealthy snacks"
I just ate the frosting off a cup cake in years. Didn’t eat the cup cake. never have. not even as a child.
The actual name of the show, “Food T...s” can’t be printed here out of modesty, but if you have a show with Napolitano, O’Donnell, Pelosi, etc., you already know what it was.
The second name for the show also was not accepted - “Food Fascists”!, brought to you in living red and brown color.
One sponsor would have been the “TIDES Foundation”, the making of soaps for the Food and Health Fascists. THe other key sponsor would have been “Arm and Sickle”.
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