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To: The Looking Spoon

Sandra Fluke reminds me of something I witness several years ago. I was ouit of town on business and needed a screw driver to open my laptop computer to change the battery.

I noticed a not very attractive woman allowing her two brats who were maybe 6 and 4 run up and down the aisles screaming at each other. An elderly man walked up to the woman and said, “Ma’am, are your two children twins?”

She indignantly short back, “No, a$$hole, one is 6 and the other is 4. Why would you think they are twins?”

The elderly gent responded, “Ma’am, I just assumed that a woman as ugly as you couldn’t bet laid twice.”


14 posted on 03/07/2012 2:18:35 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Romney ruined Massachusetts. Now he wants to ruin the nation.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

LMAO! Is that really a true story?


17 posted on 03/09/2012 12:18:42 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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