What Obama Really Means When He Talks - An Easy Translator To Basic English

secondamendmentfreedom.blogspot.com ^ | 03/28/2012

[Sasparilla]

Man Caused Disaster - This used to be when a kid didn't make it fast enough to the boys room in grade school...Now its what the administration calls terrorism

Mideast Peace Process - Israel should move back to its 1967 borders, or even better, all the way back to Europe

Countering Violent Extremism - Apologizing for America

Hope And Change - Yes, but not the Hope and Change you want

Change You Can Believe In - Socialism or what's left in your pocket after Obama takes the rest

Economic Uncertainty - I don't know what in the hell I am doing

Beer Summit - I don't know how else to handle this, so lets's all sit down together and get wheezered

Kinetic Military Action - Don't call it a war. Liberals don't participate in those

Overseas Contingency Operation - A vacation to Hawaii, Spain, or other places Michelle has visited or will visit across the ocean

Fundamentally Changing America - Tossing the Constitution

Spreading the Wealth - Recycling your bank account

Outliers - Rogue States, those in fly over country, and Republicans

I Believe We Are Better Off Now Than We Were 4 Years Ago - You are definitely saving money on gas, food, and other previously available necessities because you can't afford them anymore

Special Interests - Anyone Obama dislikes, or companies, or organizations he doesn't believe in

Under Priviliged - Those who haven't had enough government programs created for them yet

Stimulus Packages - Lets keep blowing money until we get it right

Oil Company Subsidies - Commonly known as Income tax deductions and tax credits for us - but, its free money for oil companies

Common Sense Gun Laws - Anything that keeps you from owning guns or ammunition

Teachable Moment - An example of why...

[shove_it]

Let me be perfectly clear - I'm going to dazzle you with BS.

[DuncanWaring]

It’s actually painfully simple - whatever he says, what he really means is “Death To The Great Satan”.

[musicman]