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Police Report Blames Zimmerman
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| 19 May 2012
| John Semmens
Posted on 05/20/2012 2:11:33 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
This reads like something from the Onion.
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:13:39 PM PDT
by
South40
To: John Semmens
If we all became thugs and criminals then there would be no risk.
To: South40
I say it this way..
If Travon had not left for skittles and a coke this would not have happened.
To: South40
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:20:06 PM PDT
by
HiTech RedNeck
(Mitt! You're going to have to try harder than that to be "severely conservative" my friend.)
To: John Semmens
Another head shakin’ chuckle John. :)
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:22:42 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: John Semmens
lol, Glad I took a second look at the post header. :)
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:25:01 PM PDT
by
RowdyFFC
To: John Semmens
You quote these people almost word for word and then call it satire.
These are rich times to be a satirist, when all you have to do is turn on your tape recorder and start writing.
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:25:37 PM PDT
by
marron
To: RowdyFFC; John Semmens
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:29:58 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(You can elect your very own tyranny - Mark Levin)
To: John Semmens
Since when are Police Reports based on supposition?
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:39:14 PM PDT
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
To: philetus
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:41:06 PM PDT
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
To: John Semmens
Reads like something out of George Orwell's
1984.
The idea of Neighborhood Watch is something the police have encouraged. I have one of these stickers on my camera I received from one if our local police:
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:52:55 PM PDT
by
jonrick46
(Countdown to 11-06-2012)
To: cableguymn
If blacks had not been victimizing the neighborhood with home burglary after home burglary this would not have happened.
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posted on
05/20/2012 2:56:56 PM PDT
by
South40
To: John Semmens
Well, you really had me going there....
I think this is your best yet.
Well done!
To: cableguymn
We are in liberal fantasy land of hearsay and cop says and what not.
What do we know? Since the 911 phone call, Zimmerman could have been attacked. Or favored boy Trayvon could have provoked some more.
What is this with Zimmerman provoking anything? I don’t get it.
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posted on
05/20/2012 3:03:07 PM PDT
by
JudgemAll
(Democrats Fed. job-security Whorocracy & hate:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
To: John Semmens
Darn it, John, you did it again!
I read all the way to the end, and didn't find any satire! I think your word processor is giving you trouble... it's leaving off the final part of the story, where the part that's made up comes in.
(Great one, John!)
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posted on
05/20/2012 3:04:30 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: John Semmens
LOL, Zimmerman should have done a better job when he wrote that police report.
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posted on
05/20/2012 3:17:19 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it and the law is what WE say it is.)
To: South40
The fact is, if Zimmerman had stayed home that day the confrontation would never have occurred, the report said. The black eyes, broken nose, and lacerated scalp he suffered would not have happened if he hadnt ventured out into the streets and exposed himself to risk. This is the most ridiculous piece of drivel I've ever heard uttered by a so called law enforcement official. By this logic we are all responsible for criminals praying on us by simply leaving our houses to go about our lawful business. Neighborhood watch programs have been promoted by police departments as a means of reducing crime since I can remember. Any sane evaluation of this case would conclude that good old Travon could have avoided being shot simply by not trying to beat Mr Zimmerman's head into a bloody pulp to begin with.
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posted on
05/20/2012 3:21:16 PM PDT
by
Desron13
To: Desron13
Doh! Sucked in again! The problem is that it's getting harder and harder to tell the satire from actual libtard behavior.
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posted on
05/20/2012 3:24:25 PM PDT
by
Desron13
Keep FR Running
Let's get to Yellow!
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posted on
05/20/2012 5:30:27 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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