[Liz]

UPDATE---THIS JUST IN When appraised of the Sidwell School's public-spirited effort to finance pre-prom contraception packages, sex-expert Sandra Fluck volunteered to give a seminar to show Sidwell students how to use contraceptives to prevent being punished with a baby.

Fluck, a nationally known fornicator and contraceptive user, says she wants to make sure every couple gets maximum enjoyment, especially first time fornicators.

Pres and Mrs Obama---whose two daughters attend the elite school---have asked HHS and the DOE to assist Sidwell and Fluck in the presentation......b/c the Obama's know that govt has all the know-how necessary to achieve sexual pleasure.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Brother!