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Posted on 05/22/2012 2:25:29 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
The upscale Washington private school that counts Sasha and Malia Obama among its students was hit Tuesday with a prank email advising parents that, among other things, their children would receive "a voucher that may be redeemed for their choice of contraception" at the prom this year.
Washingtonian magazine broke the news of the fake message, which purported to be a missive sent from the Sidwell Friends School administration. It is unclear how many families at the Quaker day school received the message, which was addressed to "Parents of the Sidwell Friends School Community."
Contacted by Yahoo News, the school had no immediate comment. The person designated to handle media inquiries, Ellis Turner, was unavailable. Washingtonian said upper-school principal Lee Palmer had emailed parents to disavow the message as a fake.
Among the gems in the prank message, which Washingtonian reprinted in full:
"With the influence of today's media -- often as morally corrosive as it is entertaining -- many Sidwell students believe that it is OK to engage in mature sexual relationships at a young age, and even at school." The school will ensure "availability of free condoms in all restrooms and distribution of condoms at school dances, sporting events, theatre productions, and other school-sponsored activities."
Regarding the prom: "As students board the chartered buses that will transport them from Sidwell Friends to the Four Seasons Hotel, they will each receive a voucher that may be redeemed for their choice of contraception at the conclusion of the Prom and After-Party event....
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A prank? Are you sure?
Reads like a normal school approved curriculum to me.
Sounds like a government program
kids have been convinced that prom isn’t anything without sex.
Now I see why the Bamsters sent their daughters to this school.
Free condoms for the kiddies. So that no one needs to be “punished with a baby.”
Clever.
Did Biden send it?
They are really funny over there at the Whitehouse, sending out that email. I think they had the endorsement of Sandra Fluke.
Fluck, a nationally known fornicator and contraceptive user, says she wants to make sure every couple gets maximum enjoyment, especially first time fornicators.
Pres and Mrs Obama---whose two daughters attend the elite school---have asked HHS and the DOE to assist Sidwell and Fluck in the presentation......b/c the Obama's know that govt has all the know-how necessary to achieve sexual pleasure.
Brother!
"I hope you have fun at the Sidwell prom, Malia."
Don't worry Dad--I'll have fun and I won't get
punished with a baby, thanks to Sidwell's planning."
"Malia, I don't want my reputation as a fashion plate tarnished. I hope you choose the right color condom."
"Don't worry, Mom. My condoms will match my prom dress perfectly."
" Malia's date for the prom is very important for your reelection chances, Obama."
" A black athlrte would be nice---if we could find one who hasnt raped snyone lately."
" A Travon Martin look-alike would be nice----but they wouldnt let him into the Four Seasons wearing a hoodie."
" Look, I really need to shore up my gay base after the Biden screw-up----know any nice girls she could take?"
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