DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-12 ("So, what are your plans since the glorious revolution is not coming?")

One kewpie doll coming up for nobodyspecial! :)

These people think the collapse at the end of Atlas Shrugged was the real goal to aim for.

Does this one win the Kewpie Doll For A Moment Of Mental Clarity?

He'll probably be banned as a troll.

You cannot predict them by how many people are out in the streets protesting. . . .

You cannot be talking about the seven NAGS protesting Rush, or are you that stupid?

I am not young, stupid or naive.

[No. You are old, stupid, and naive.]

No fair Charles, that is a hanging curveball in the middle of the plate to hit into the upper deck.

If I had a piece of land and it was next to Mitt Romney's piece of land and he wanted a 4' easement...I'd demand $1B and I'd tell him upfront that I was spending most of the money to destroy the things he loves in life. If I found David Koch's wallet in the street, I'd burn it rather than return it. If I was selling a product, I'd sell them for a loss before I'd ever sell one to Eric Cantor. Get in front of Rush Limbaugh's car on a single-lane no-passing-road in which runs in front of the police station...and drive as slow as legally-possible. If I had a dog, it would never crap anywhere but the best front lawns in gated communities. Actively conspire to make sure that nobody will mow Sheldon Adelson's lawn for any sum of money. Open a homeless shelter directly across the street from their children's prissy little private schools and halfway houses near their homes. Rent office space in their buildings on long-term leases then lend-use to methadone clinics, life-after-prison and social-welfare organizations. . .

And to think...no one, NO ONE, had thought up this plan before(or since)!

Just too damn funny! I love the clown with the "if" list. If, if, if, if . . . LOL! Maybe "if" he/she/it got up off his/her/its butt and worked hard enough under our CAPITALIST free-market system, he would be able to afford to buy the land next-door to Romney so that he could make his "if" come true . . . yeah, like that's going to happen.

You you this nutcase??

If I had a piece of land and it was next to Mitt Romney's piece of land and he wanted a 4' easement...I'd demand $1B and I'd tell him upfront that I was spending most of the money to destroy the things he loves in life. If I found David Koch's wallet in the street, I'd burn it rather than return it. If I was selling a product, I'd sell them for a loss before I'd ever sell one to Eric Cantor. Get in front of Rush Limbaugh's car on a single-lane no-passing-road in which runs in front of the police station...and drive as slow as legally-possible. If I had a dog, it would never crap anywhere but the best front lawns in gated communities. Actively conspire to make sure that nobody will mow Sheldon Adelson's lawn for any sum of money. Open a homeless shelter directly across the street from their children's prissy little private schools and halfway houses near their homes. Rent office space in their buildings on long-term leases then lend-use to methadone clinics, life-after-prison and social-welfare organizations. . . .

[Interesting plan you have there, DUmmie Chan790. We'll call it the Chan Plan. I can see you've given it a lot of thought. Does this get you excited? I mean, thinking about having a dog go poop on lawns in gated dommunities? Thinking about getting in front of Rush Limbaugh's car and slowing down? Let me ask you this, though: Have you thought about how likely any of this is to happen? Have you thought about how many you will have in your "eventually-critical mass of people" who will join you in the Chan Plan, aka the Obnoxious Neighbor Crusade? And you think this will cause the wealthy to not want to be wealthy??]

This is the STUPIDEST suggestion...

Open a homeless shelter directly across the street from their children's prissy little private schools

and what will that accomplish Chan? My kids are homeschooled!!!