[the_devils_advocate_666]

This one had me LOL: President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp.

I’ll add (kind of a spin on one listed above): Did you hear the Obama Presidential Library burned down? Yep, terrible, all three books burned and only one had been colored in.

[pistolpackinpapa]

This one had me LOL: President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp.
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Original version: I’m busier than a pair of jumper cables at a Polish wedding.