Posted on 05/30/2012 8:33:46 AM PDT by Nachum
Well, Obama put his foot in it again by insulting the Poles. Naturally, the thread of "Polish Jokes for Obama" begins on Twitter. Obama makes it too easy...
#PolishJokesforObama Why does Obama love old-fashioned beer cans? Because they come with combination nose pickers and Columbia class rings.
#PolishJokesforObama What happened to the Obama space program? The astronauts keep falling off the kite
President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp. #PolishJokesForObama
#PolishJokesforObama What's an Obama 7 course meal? Arugula and a 6-pack of Cristal.
Why did Obama sell his water skis? He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it. #PolishJokesforObama
How do you stop Obama on horseback? Turn off the carousel. #PolishJokesforObama
What do you do if Obama throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. #PolishJokesforObama”
How do you keep Obama in suspense? .......... .......... ............. #PolishJokesforObama
#PolishJokesforObama What happened to Obama presidential library? Somebody stole the book.
Heard about the Democrat's hockey team? They drowned during spring training. #PolishJokesforObama
Obama to send astronauts to the sun. They said it would be too hot, but he told them to go at night. #PolishJokesforObama
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And the book was Alinsky's.
You are soo bad! And funny.
Why wasn’t Christ born in Kenya?
They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
This one had me LOL: President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp.
I’ll add (kind of a spin on one listed above): Did you hear the Obama Presidential Library burned down? Yep, terrible, all three books burned and only one had been colored in.
“As an apology to the polocks I am inviting them to tour our 57 states. I will assign each polock a CORPSE-man to guide them. I think polocks speak Austrian.”
These are all just toooo funny. My bio father was Polish, my bio mother Bohemian and am glad to be able to add to my stash of jokes. With all the PC BS the old ones were getting a bit worn.
Rule #5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”
~ Saul Alinsky, “Rules for Radicals”
Awww! obama just had another teleprompter malfunction, and now the Poles are up in arms about it. We Americans have to live with this sort of thing every day!!!!
Next time, let’s elect a President who is NOT a dumb-as-a-post Soros/Al-Waleed puppet! Poles, Americans, Austrians, corpsmen, and other living things will be much better off!!!!
What do you do if a Pole throws a hand grenade at you? Call in a drone strike. #PolishJokesforObama
Ridicule is most effective on Narcissist’s.
I bet the Bozo is fit to be tied.
~ Did you hear how Obama locked his keys in the car? He had to get a coat hanger to get his family out.
Q: What do you do if Obama throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell - he’s still got a hand-grenade between his teeth.
Q: Did you hear about the crash of Marine One?
A: Obama got cold, so he demanded the pilot turned off the fan.
Why can’t Obama make ice cubes? He forgot the recipe.
Q. Why did Obama decide to have only 2 children?
A: He read in the newspaper that one out of every three babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: Why did Obama put ice in his condom?
A: To keep the swelling down.
A litter of Polish sheepdog puppies.
Anyone who isn’t on Twitter, needs to open an account. It’s the most fun a bunch of conservatives can have nowadays. The libs go to Digg and Reddit then think they own the internet. They come to Twitter and we are all there. It’s tons of fun.
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This one had me LOL: President Obama is busier than a set of jumper cables at a Polish death camp.
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Original version: I’m busier than a pair of jumper cables at a Polish wedding.
5-30-12 Chuckle time!
In the interest of fairness, I now present a response from our glorious leader:
Let me be clear—these are not funny. For one thing, what do they have to do with polish?
What do you call 10 Pollacks wearing turbans?
Pack-a-Stanleys.
Amen! It's almost as much fun as FR!
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