DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-12 ("The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 9, 2012 | DUmmie Hugabear, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[luvie]

Indeed I will......

DUmmie Puzzledtraveller, you are d' winnah! :)

[hsalaw]

I never realized the Republican Party is so powerful. According to these demented DUmmies, we are more to be feared than the Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse: pestilence, war, famine and death.

[mikrofon]

Hospitals would demand payment up front (some already do), those who can't pay are SOL

O, SOL, O mio....

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver’s license picture and whispered, “I registered as a Democrat.”

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Maybe she knew she would die and wanted to keep voting.

[mikrofon]

I think if not checked, we are headed for a theocratic dystopia

Theocratic Dystopia vs. "Democratic Utopia"

[1035rep]

If this is what is becoming of the Democratic party then we have already lost, our minds, and our credibility. DU is beginning to look like The Twilight Zone.

["Beginning to"???]

 

  Bookmarked so I can read it again! hahaha

[fatboy]

My bogus DUmmy troll account persona tried to post on this DUmmy thread but there are limits. It has to be said though that over at the DUmp, there are lots of opportunities for us double agents to have some summer moonbat FUn!

[Condor51]

The GOP is one of the most dire threats this country has ever faced

I think he meant Dire Straits.

And yes, that includes threats such as the Confederacy, Nazi Germany, USSR, and terrorism.

Sorry. Never heard of those groups. Do they play Metal?

The GOP, if left to their own devices, would absolutely devastate this country.

Not So. We mostly favor Fender© Strat & Tele Guitars and Amp devices.
[It's those dang Gibson Les Paul kooks you have to watch out for.]

Given their way, there would be absolutely no assistance at all.
Starvation would become common in many areas.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year, Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
(But I digress, enough of Mick Jagger, back to the DUmmies)

The "new" GOP is the rise of Sociopaths united.
It is the biggest threat this country has ever seen.

Bigger than Elvis?

[Dooderbutt]

My mother was a good Republican for almost her whole life. . . . She became so disgusted that she registered as a Democrat the year before she died. I was so proud of her when she walked up to me after getting her driver’s license picture and whispered, “I registered as a Democrat.”

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Maybe she knew she would die and wanted to keep voting.

LOL!!!!!! Good one!

[fatboy]

I see our friend Ms. Hugabear has a new one out “tellin it like it tis” with respect to “reich wing hate radio”. This again poses a problem for my bogus DUmmy persona who really wants to have some FUn but also would like to keep just ahead of the tumbSTONERS at the DUmp. The problem is how to get in a little subtle snark into a thread designed to out LFTs?

I thus look to my close DUmmy alter-ego JackPine Radical for guidence in this matter. After all, we are dealing with a normal IQ of say 150 so things have to be done with considerable care. So I add just a hint of OWS credit and pretend to be outraged by anti-commie remarks made at fellow DUers but offer nothing solid in the way of solutions to our problems. And that keeps me out of trouble.

As my bogus DUmmy account closes in on 600 posts without so much as a hint of troll status I must resist the urge to get cocky. The ability to access the DUmp in times of trouble, say a Republican swep in November will be worth it’s weight in Gold. I must not loose sight of that fact.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

Not So. We mostly favor Fender© Strat & Tele Guitars and Amp devices.
[It’s those dang Gibson Les Paul kooks you have to watch out for.]

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Hey, Blues sounds much better om a Les Paul than on a Fender!

[Condor51]

*** Hey, Blues sounds much better om a Les Paul than on a Fender! ***

It does? I'll have to cross check Blues Legends and Guitars. I'm pretty sure that Fender is like 999 to 2 vs Les Paul.

LPs have their place in music for sure. It just ain't the Blues.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

LPs have their place in music for sure. It just ain’t the Blues.

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Tell that to B.B. King.