DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

A note to the DUmmies. Watch for Walgreens to have a sale on Depends for $3. Then after you buy it, open and pull out the enclosed $3 coupon. Do that several times over and you will have a stockpile of FREE Depends to last you through the election. I had a MOUNTAIN of FREE Depends months via this method that I donated. And if you're lucky, you will get Register Rewards which I used to buy body wash.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freedumb2003]

IJATP!

[erod]

LOVE IT!!!

[Mercat]

Top Ten

[carlo3b]

I’m still wiping me eyes from laughing at OBumButt’s announcement about his contribution to my business success.. I could never have guessed that one statement could do more damage than anything millions of dollars in campaign ads couldn’t have accomplished.. GoBomaGo.. :)

[mikrofon]

I'd like Obama to put on his comfortable shoes and Occupy the Whitehouse. A second term is all but in the bag

PUTTUS would rather keep on the golf shoes and occupy a clubhouse.

And I don't see a "mulligan" in that bag...

[Incorrigible]

Top 10 waiting for the polls to dive

[rockrr]

Well don’t just do something, stand there!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

according to the latest New York Times/CBS Poll.

New York Times? CBS? But those are such right-leaning media outlets! Who can believe their polls? < /sarc>

[Charles Henrickson]

Mr. Obama’s handling of the economy, with 39 percent now saying they approved and 55 percent saying they disapproved.

But, but, Mr. Obama is the champion of the middle class! What about the 99%?? Shouldn't that be 99 percent approve, and the 1 percent disapprove??

Wait, I forgot. Repeat after me: The uninformed vote against their own interests.

[Charles Henrickson]

WTF?? And it was taken July 11-16, after the Bain storm.

The rain of Bain went mainly down the drain.

[ohiobushman]

Did you ever notice when the polls put obama ahead, they are right,but when the polls put Romney ahead they mean nothing.Gotta laugh at these brain dead sheep.

[wjcsux]

Top 20!

[CSM]

“republicans are to blame”

In DUmmie fantasy land, when Repubs are in power they are to blame for all of the world’s ills and for every pain in the life of every voter. When Democraps are in power, then repubs are still to blame for every world ill and every pain in the life of individuals.

Idiots are dillusional.

[CSM]

Hey Skinner,

You know that website called DU that attracts all of these DUmmies? You didn’t build that!

[Arrowhead1952]

"stuck in the mud,” the poll showed a significant shift in opinion since the last Times/CBS poll in April about Mr. Obama’s handling of the economy,

If the economy continues to tank,

It's the economy stupid. DUmmies have no clue about how to do anything but raise taxes.

Obama's team needs to Run an ad that shows how the GOP blocked EVERYTHING to get us where we are at now. The party of NO!. The party with NO! ideas.

[You mean the Republicans were able to block EVERYTHING in the first two years of the Obama Regime when the Democrats had overwhelming majorities in both houses of Congress?]

The dims have been running ads and calling Republicans the "part of no" for the past for years.

[Condor51]

*** I’m still wiping me eyes from laughing at OBumButt’s announcement about his contribution to my business success..***

I wasn't laughing. I was so ticked I wanted to 'Do an Elvis to my TV'. I succeeded because I WORKED AT IT.

Yes I had some great teachers in HS, but that was their job - To Tech. And yes, I had some co-workers when I was a young whippersnapper who shared their knowledge, and one was a 'mentor'. But it was ME, Myself, and I who took that and ran with it.

But that aside, carrying Barry's moronic statement to its 'logical conclusion'(sarc) is also like saying Fender Guitar Co. owes its success to my friend Johnny turning me on to The Blues back in the summer 1963.

And by that same 'logic' of pResident O'DUmmie, I should be as great a guitar player as Eric Clapton is, or Stevie Ray Vaughan was, since we all play(ed) Fender Stratocasters. But 'somehow' that didn't work out. So I guess I was cheated, or didn't get 'a fair chance' and the Government 'failed me' at becoming a Star (or some nonsense like that).

[Barry is so stupid his picture should be next to it in the dictionary]

[Eagle of Liberty]

Obama's team needs to Run an ad that shows how the GOP blocked EVERYTHING to get us where we are at now.

If I ever met this DUmbass, I would smack them right in the face. Never met a bigger group of whiners who simply REFUSE to see reality. Democrats are NEVER to blame in the eyes of a DUmmie. EVA!!!

[arrogantsob]

Thanks for reminding me. It is time to listen to me some SRV.