I’m sorry, but your posting was a quarter of an inch too long.
I’m sorry, but your posting has to be offered in multiple languages, including Spanish and ASL. You also need to certify here, here, and here that your posting was not tested on animals. We’ll also need to see a copy of the contract to ensure that your post was entered by a union typist. We also have not yet received your plan for reducing your carbon footprint by shortening your posts, pixels aren’t free you know! Also, please certify on the enclosed form where you have not only reduced your posts, but re-used old posts, and recycled others’ posts.