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For The Democrat Who Has Everything...A Cremation Urn That Looks Like Obama
Conservative Nation News ^ | August. 9, 2012 | FreeThinkerNY

Posted on 08/09/2012 7:44:35 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Just the thing for despondent, suicidal Democrats after their Messiah loses in November.

Keepsake sized Personal Cremation Urns are the latest in custom personalized cremation urns. They are created from one or two photographs with exceptional attention to details.

With advances in facial analysis and the advent of state of the art 3D imaging, these high tech urns can be made to look like anyone.

The full sized personal urn can hold all the ashes of an adult. For holding just a portion of the ashes, we recommend the keepsake sized personal urns.

The personal urn does not come with hair. For hair we can digitally add hair if you wish, as you can see with our sample of president Obama.

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1 posted on 08/09/2012 7:44:43 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The toilet works just as well.


2 posted on 08/09/2012 7:46:32 PM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Hey - you didn’t urn that...


3 posted on 08/09/2012 7:47:21 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I was thinking more along the lines of an Obama Lawn Jockey


4 posted on 08/09/2012 7:47:54 PM PDT by RBStealth
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To: mardi59

We had an inground doggie poop composter at our old house but I think this would work just as well.

It is, by far, the creepiest thing I have ever seen.


5 posted on 08/09/2012 7:48:21 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Perfect way to make an ash of yourself.


6 posted on 08/09/2012 7:53:04 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

LMFAO

Good one!


7 posted on 08/09/2012 7:53:53 PM PDT by Autonomous User ( I guess a liberal and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

All your cremation urns are belong to us......


8 posted on 08/09/2012 7:53:53 PM PDT by eeriegeno (<p>)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

Post of the day! LOL

I wonder how many dead voters fit into that 0bamanation?


9 posted on 08/09/2012 7:55:34 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Impeach Obama Now!)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
It is, by far, the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

This is a disturbing window into the mind of a democrat.

10 posted on 08/09/2012 7:57:41 PM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Where’s the anatomically correct fly on the lip?


11 posted on 08/09/2012 7:57:41 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: RBStealth

. . . or an Obama Toilet. Except toilets are not supposed to SPEW BS. . .


12 posted on 08/09/2012 7:57:59 PM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border. I **DARE** you to cross it. . . .)
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To: Cowgirl of Justice
:)
13 posted on 08/09/2012 7:58:07 PM PDT by mardi59 (THE REBELLION IS ON!!!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

This thread will require close monitoring, as the potential for a mis-step is high......


14 posted on 08/09/2012 7:59:05 PM PDT by G Larry (Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

And the award for Best Postable Response goes to.....Ta Daaa!


15 posted on 08/09/2012 8:00:43 PM PDT by G Larry (Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
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To: Hegemony Cricket

16 posted on 08/09/2012 8:02:16 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If Obama had a crapper it would look like that..


17 posted on 08/09/2012 8:05:13 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Truly one of the strangest things I have seen in my 60 years.


18 posted on 08/09/2012 8:06:59 PM PDT by Nepeta
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To: Vince Ferrer

This URiNal reminds me of that possessed clown toy in the movie Poltergeist.

Just the picture of that Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia looking thing is going to give me nightmares.


19 posted on 08/09/2012 8:12:14 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: Nepeta

That is one of the sickest thing I’ve ever seen.


20 posted on 08/09/2012 8:13:40 PM PDT by goseminoles
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