DUmmie FUnnies 9-23-12 (DUmmie Poll Panic)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 23, 2012 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Too bad I already donated the hundreds of Depends I got for FREE via coupons months ago. I should have saved them to donate to the DUmmies for the weekend before the election when they look at the final (and most realistic) poll numbers.

[Signalman]

I expect the number of prescriptions for valium issued to libs on Nov 6th will skyrocket.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[kanawa]

ibtp

[kanawa]

;(

[blackdog]

The reason for "pole fluffers" not being questioned is so the theft of an election on the part of leftists, unions, media elite, and the election counting aparatus in Spain, can take place and seem plausible.

Franken enjoys this handicap. If a republican candidate wins, the media only backs off and allows it if the margin of the win is greater than 10%.

[rockrr]

I don’t think that there’s gonna be nearly enough sedatives for the DUmmies!

[eyedigress]

Sorry Everybody dot com part 2

[ThunderSleeps]

...but that it is even within 15 points sickens me about this country.

I'll agree with the Dummy there. How can anyone support hussein now? Forget what he says - 90% of it is lies anyway - just look at what he has done. Record debt/deficits, record unemployment, terrible national security, loss of freedoms, an economy circling the drain, more people on food stamps than ever before, more people below the poverty line than ever before...

There isn't one single thing anyone can point to and say "Yeah, obama did that, it is good for America, and I stand behind it." Not one thing. How can anyone in their right mind even think of giving this socialist/Marxist with fascist leanings another 4 years to trash our Country?

[manic4organic]

Top 10?

[mikrofon]

Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010.

Yeah, that completely explains those wacked-out "polls" with O +12% with a wide majority of independents....

[erod]

Oh but why should they panic? The media keeps telling us how the election is over and how Obama has it in the bag, why would the DUmmies be worried? WHY?

[RIghtwardHo]

I thought some of you keep saying all the polls are BS? Proving my point that some just pick and choose.

Stop acting like RATS. Polls are a very good snapshot of what is going to happen in Nov.

Or just act like RATS and keep being lead off the cliff.

[GeronL]

Somehow these idjits think their President going to sleep after hearing about Libya was going to help his poll numbers? Romney “jumped the gun” but he was right on the money, while it took 10 days of evasion for the White House to admit it was terrorism and then still attacks the video.

[EggsAckley]

I had a tiny bit of Nokia stock that tanked on 911 and never came back. With all the Boomers “coming of age” I decided to turn that little stock into Kimberly-Clark because I predict the demand for Depends is going to skyrocket very soon. So far it’s gone up a little.

Not a serious investment, just a little experiment.

[freedumb2003]

top 20?

[Arrowhead1952]

Obama is up against roughly the same economic conditions in place that UTTERLY sank Jimmy Carter

[Hey! Maybe the next jobs report will show unemployment has dropped a full two points!]

Jimmah cattah is smiling, since he won't have the title of worst president ever after Nov.

[Tamzee]

Stop acting like RATS. Polls are a very good snapshot of what is going to happen in Nov.

Those of us who have been involved in politics for years know some polls are commonly oversampling the left. The debate isn't whether polls are "a good snapshot", but which ones are and are not and how much are they are oversampling at a given time.

You are free to join the debate, of course, but stop acting like a RAT and flaming people for not mindlessly trusting data from left-wing propaganda outfits like the NY Times and CBS.

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[Old Sarge]

Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media...

These people actually believe the Media leans right.

I knew patients at the VA who swore that FauxNews was Leftist and CNNObama was right-wing.

And these people vote. Twice.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

And remember the dramatic fluctuation in the 2004 exit polls?

Mr B...would you like to expound?