DUmmie FUnnies 10-09-12 (Pied Piper Pitt Posts Presidential Poll Panic)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 9, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Arrowhead1952]

As Rush says, "I live in Realville folks." ...... I could see the phony polls for what they were D+10, D +5, even D +12! ...come election time when things started to narrow up.

Rush has been talking about this for several days and the pollsters have validated him again. They can't hurt the little credibility they have left.

[erod]

Lol haven’t listened to Rush for a week due to some interviews, been listening to the guy since I was 13, he taught me well.

[1035rep]

The latest polls from the battleground states:

Colorado: Romney 50%, Obama 46% (American Research Group)

[Ouch!]

Ohio: Romney 48%, Obama 47% (American Research Group)

[Ouch!]

Pennsylvania: Obama 43%, Romney 40% (Siena)

[Ouch!]

The most recent national polls:

DailyKos/Public Policy Polling: Romney 49%, Obama 47%

The pied piper took a wiz in the DU’er’s Wheaties!

[Winstons Julia]

“What do you suggest we DO at this point? “

Quick! To the blogs! A steady diet of MSNBC primetime will make you less anemic! Maybe see of you can find some straggling OWSers...and poo on a cop car or something.

DISTRACT! DISTRACT!

[Arrowhead1952]

Let me try to post this again.

been listening to the guy since I was 13, he taught me well.

My daughter was recently introduced to Rush by her new hubbie and she is amazed at the issues I've tried to teach her about for years. She is 26.

I've been a Rush fan for years. I had Rush on in my office when I was working full time and people would come in to talk to me about various issues. Later they would be listening to him in their work areas.

[berdie]

That is hilarious!!

Thanks for the laugh. :)

[erod]

That’s cool I’m 28 so your daughter and I are part of the same generation.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

Ahh...yes, I did see that deal. WD isn’t in SC anymore. At least not here in the upstate. I don’t know if the Bi-Lo merger will affect that eventually, but for now, I’m Robitussenless. :)

[PJ-Comix]

WD isn’t in SC anymore.

Too bad. Those W/D 5/30 coupons have opened up a whole new couponing world for me. It made good deals even better PLUS it made a lot of new deals possible. However, I believe you have Rite-Aid up there which we don't and Rite-Aid beats out Walgreens or CVS by quite a bit.

[Condor51]

Awwww, the poor DUmmies (sniffle).
Wee Willie got them down.

They need a song to cheer them up:

Don't Bring Me Down -- ELO

Or maybe TWO since Willie is such a Debbie Downer..

ELO -- Jungle
(oops that might be taken as ... RACIST! ... so lets try this one:
Can't Get It Out Of My Head -- ELO
...............

Jeff Lynne was and is a musical Genius. And Dummies?.. they're just Jean-Asses.

[Mr. Silverback]

PIED PIPER PITT POSTS PRESIDENTIAL POLL PANIC PING!

I'M PRESENTLY PRESENT FOR PITHY PUNDITRY IN THE TOP 60!

[GSP.FAN]

That was a hell of a post he did,his followup post about people attacking him cause of what he posted is hilarious as well.
They attacked him about starting a new post to whine about people not liking him..LOL.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1501151

WAH WAH WAH..

[mowowie]

I did the exact same thing lol.