DUmmie FUnnies 10-18-12 (Obama Campaign Theme Song)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 18, 2012 | PJ-Comix

[FredZarguna]

Charles NoBrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn today won a temporary injunction against a microsite promising a hugh "October Surprise." "I got your "huge October Surprise" right here, beyotches," the popular puppet character raged outside the courthouse, following his successful motion to quash.

Most American children know him as "Big Bird." Thankfully, very few are aware that was also the nom de plume that Charles Nobrickashaw "Big Bird" Coburn used during a brief stint as a porn star in New York City in the mid-1960's before his breakthrough role in the off color, off-Broadway musical production of Three Lays of the Condor got him an audition for a role on Sesame Street in 1969.

The proceedings were briefly halted this afternoon when the judge ordered a temporary recess while the litigant's attorney went searching for pants. "Yer Judgeship, I aint wore pants anywhere, anytime since 1958. Come to think of it, that was in court, too." Mr. Bird objected to the catcalls and raucous hoots from the assembled crowd, many of whom grew up with the lovable character, never suspecting his shadier past.

[TSG, with additional material reprinted copyright The New York Post.]

[lwd]

I was thinking more “war on women”... like a full body condom... or a giant vig hina.

[Doomonyou]

I’m going as a meat Popsicle.

[Old Sarge]

I thought the 0dinga Theme Song came courtesy of those two Chinese chicks - “Magic Bus”?

[Hardraade]

Ylno, the criminal mastermind failure, is said to have disappeared from public sight. After which he picked up a job training Obama.

[FredZarguna]

A very inside reference. Glad to see somebody else picked it up.

[JRios1968]

...so maybe the way to go is by appearing in something totally unexpected...

[JRios1968]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ewZcj1pvrA

[freedomlover]

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: appearing as a Temporary SockPuppet ::

Two things that might cause you to think about this option:

1. Everyone will realize you are, ultimately, a vagina (”9U$$Y”) anyway; like WRP; and,

2. Someone may accuse you having molested students of a certain Northeastern prep school.

Lose - lose, PJ! Avoid the puppet.

[ShorelineMike]

P.J. (et alia):

We know that Barack Obama fancies himself to be (among other things) the second coming of Al Green.

However, Gloria Allred's "October Surprise" is that that the President was holding tryouts for his post-Presidential singing group, "Barack Obama and the Voting Vaginas," at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte: