[Slings and Arrows]

IIRC, someone wrote a satirical article saying that a nursing home resident had beaten Oscar to death with a bedpan. Naturally, some outfits reported it as legit.

[Nowhere Man]

Bummer, I thought it was for real. Anyhoo, I do remember my recently departed Whitey, she swatted the TV screen and hissed at it when Obama came on.