Skip to comments.Little Johnny
Posted on 12/06/2012 5:42:52 PM PST by C210N
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again..
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."
that’s a goodn.
Obama’s “fans” can be reasoned with.....it’s his worshippers that are the problem. Unfortunately too many of them hold microphones and read stuff in front of cameras for a living.
Little Johnny had a dog that had a litter of puppies. He showed them to his class at show and tell and the teacher asked him what kind of puppies they were.
Little Johnny replied that they were democrat puppies. When asked why, he responded that they needed to be fed, kept warm and otherwise cared for, and because they were blind and unable to see where they were going.
The teacher was a little put out at this and told Little Johnny to bring the puppies back in a few weeks.
Several weeks later Little Johnny brought the puppies back to school and this time the principal was in the classroom. He looked at the puppies and asked what kind they were.
Little Johnny replied that they were republican puppies. The teacher jumped in and said they were democrat puppies just a few weeks ago...
Little Johnny replied that that was before they opened their eyes.
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