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Veep Suggests Platinum Solution to Gun Control (Satire)
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| 11 Jan 2013
| John Semmens
Posted on 01/11/2013 7:17:44 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Looking at this little ditty about the JFK and Lincoln assassinations I realized that there's more than a koinkydink going on all the time ~ that, in fact, all events of a specific class ~ e.g. sex scandals ~ eventually show up at common links.
So it is a new class we can call "How stupid is Obama" and there it is ~ PLATINUM BULLETS!
This one definitely has all the characteristics of the listing "CLINTON BODY COUNT" ~ we haven't had one in a while but maybe we can push this to the point of Leftwingtard Distriction. Make them Democrat fascist piggies squeal!
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:22:24 PM PST
by
muawiyah
To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...
To: John Semmens
Feinstein suggested that existing stocks of lead bullets in private hands could be retrieved via some sort of mandatory buy back program. This would effectively criminalize all possession of leaded ammunition as well as give the government an overwhelming advantage in firepower against any opposition. Satire or not, do not think for an instant that the old hag does not dream of this sort of crap.
To: John Semmens
!!! I’m gonna go out TONIGHT and start ripping off tire balance weights from ALL the cars in the parking lot! Platinum shall never disarm ME!
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:30:42 PM PST
by
DBrow
To: John Semmens
If the President were to simply require that platinum be the only metal permitted in bullets we could effectively eliminate privately held guns without actually banning them.
I always wondered why he's called Joey "the Genius" Biden. Now I know.
To: John Semmens
Reminds me of Hilaire Belloc's famous bit of doggerel:
I shoot the hippopotamus
With bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use the leaden ones
His hide is sure to flatten 'em.
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:38:36 PM PST
by
The_Reader_David
(And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know...)
To: John Semmens
I’m jealous. Your pinglist pings thrice. My poll freeping one only pings twice!
;)
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:50:05 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
To: John Semmens
LOL. I wouldn’t put it past Slow Joe.
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:52:59 PM PST
by
mnehring
To: John Semmens
LOL... i bet the Greenies would even bitch about that as bad as lead
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posted on
01/11/2013 7:53:05 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: John Semmens
Kind of reminds one of Nazi Germany. Exactly the way Hitler did it.
To: John Semmens
Shhhhhh! Don’t give the psycholibnazis any ideas.
To: John Semmens
Biden is an absolute moronic mental case.
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posted on
01/11/2013 8:02:17 PM PST
by
Rapscallion
(Obama is America's first tyrant....president in name only - PINO)
To: John Semmens
Thanks for the head shakin’ chuckle John. Good one, and I wouldn’t even put this past them. The Democraps and their minions of the MSM are slathering us with outrageous Propaganda sauce, and getting ready to toss us on the BBQ. To “H” with the frog in the pot scenario!
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posted on
01/11/2013 8:09:06 PM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: John Semmens
Well, if a silver bullet will kill a werewolf...think what a platinum bullet could do!
You might be able to just wave a gun at someone and accomplish the same goal. No cost at all. This suggestion could well backfire..so to speak. :)
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posted on
01/11/2013 8:23:36 PM PST
by
berdie
To: John Semmens
There’s never a copper round when ya need one...
To: John Semmens
Would we still be allowed silver bullets for werewolves?
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posted on
01/11/2013 8:58:30 PM PST
by
null and void
(Confiscating guns enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)
To: John Semmens
LOL
Ruined it with the satire banner. Still funny.
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posted on
01/11/2013 9:13:21 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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