[John Semmens]

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[John Semmens]

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[rmlew]

Nadler, who needed his tummy stapled to eat less than a dozen donuts at a sitting, seems to think that we are all trick shots able to shoot guns out of people's hands with one shot. It doesn't work that way. The NYPD is known to spray 40 bullets to take down a perp. (Heck, they are known to kill bystandards.)
If Nadler wants to help the saftey of New Yorkers, he will press the NYPD to practice tactical drills to reduce errant shots.

[Steve0113]

I got all the way to the end without realizing it was satire. The story is completely believable.

[muawiyah]

Nadler is a real fascist pig ~ obviously there are handicapped folks around who might well need more than 50 rounds to take down a hulking freakshow like himself.

[Theo]

“... the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

Sounds like this fat bureaucrat wants to infringe.

Why should this man and other bureaucrats have any right to decide the size of gun magazines?

[3Fingas]

If placed in a life-threatening situation, one tends to have diminished marksmanship. The NYPD proves this all the time.
Having more rounds in a magazine will improve one’s odds of actually hitting what one is shooting at. Duh...it’s not rocket science.

[smoothsailing]

I’m all for limiting the number of words Nadler is allowed to utter in any given day.

He’d still have his First Amendment right, it would just be limited to five words or less.

[ArrogantBustard]

Fine.

Jerrold “The Hutt” Nadler and his bodyguards can get rid of all their standard capacity magazines. That’s OK with me.

[cruise_missile]

HA!
That sounds like something Franken would say.

[meyer]

The flippin’ fascist tyrants in Washington are reason enough for high capacity mags!

[RedMDer]

“What I propose is that anyone attempting to enter a school with a weapon be required to submit to a battery of mental health tests before being allowed in.

LOL!

[bigbob]

Nadler knows BIG

[School of Rational Thought]

How many bystanders did NY cops shoot last summer to kill one guy, 9?

[andyk]

Haha, nice.

[SunkenCiv]

Heh heh...

[BwanaNdege]

“What I propose is that anyone attempting to enter a school with a weapon be required to submit to a battery of mental health tests before being allowed in. "

Well, at least is would keep most politicians and a large number of 'educators' out of the schools.

/sarc.....maybe

[berdie]

I think anyone trying to enter Congess be subjected to a battery of mental health tests, Mr. Franken.

Only kidding...or not. :)

[Seaplaner]

...If anyone deserves to suffer it is those who selfishly save money that they could've spent to help stimulate the economy. The trillion dollar deficits of the current Administration have enabled the Federal Reserve to incrementally siphon off what would otherwise be sitting sterile in these fools' 'rainy day' funds

Semmens channels Krugman

Another fine column. BTW, John, I do believe that you might have reeled in a near record number of (very nice) folks who sorta skipped past the..."semi-satire" part.

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[wastedyears]

I’m always amazed at how many people get suckered by your posts.