[BipolarBob]

I’ve had my eye on that cute collie down the street.

[verga]

I’ve had my eye on that cute collie down the street.

Hey not so fast I saw her first.

[sten]

you're thinking small man.

my girlfriend and i are very much in love. we look forward to the day when we can get married and have children. i may have a physical issue, but we can always go with artificial insemination.

she also has children by other fathers... but i will love them all as my own.

here is my lovely bride to be, Goldie:

and her darling deductions children: