Posted on 09/13/2013 6:01:11 AM PDT by markomalley
And were off!
Here we go . RT @owillis: Michelle Obama made the sin of telling people to drink more water while also being a black first lady.
Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) September 13, 2013
Remember when Media Matters Oliver Willis tweeted, i hate conservatism, its so dumb? Keep that in mind as you feast your eyes on his reaction to snort-worthy mockery of Michelle Obamas Big Water push.
Why cant she just be like Laura Bush and tell kids to read? While being white, of course shorter cons
Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 13, 2013
Clearly this is the goal:
@redsteeze You'll only be happy when the First Lady has to drink water from a separate fountain! @owillis
Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 13, 2013
Confirmed (again):
@owillis You are without a shadow of a doubt the stupidest person with a modem.
Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013
.@owillis A sad holdover from the bad, old days of Jim Crow when black folk weren't allowed to discuss hydration.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
@owillis Nobody ever made fun of the White House before January 20, 2009. You're doing fine, tuff stuff.
Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 13, 2013
.@owillis It plays into the ugly racist trope that African-Americans, on occasion, drink water. #sickening
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
Behold some of the oh-so-racist assaults on the first lady:
The pioneers of the Oregon Trail had neither bottled water nor Obamacare. There wasn't even a Department of Labor. What losers!
Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013
Marco Rubio is so responsible he couldn't even wait to finish his speech to drink water. 2016 just changed dramatically.
Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013
Tomorrow's White House advice: "Try not to walk into the walls of your house or fall out of open windows. You're welcome."
Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) September 13, 2013
"Sure, many enjoy water in its liquid form. But did you know you can enjoy it when frozen? And why not consider the possibilities of steam!"
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 12, 2013
I dream of an America where water flows like well, you know. #DrinkH2O
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 12, 2013
.@charlescwcooke Excuse me, but what's "water?" Is it a kind of food or a computer or something?
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
.@FLOTUS Drink water?! I haven't touched the stuff since I saw that fracking movie. What if we catch fire? #ScienceSaysSo
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
.@KristinaRibali When I'm thirsty, I just eat ham. Doesn't help, but I'll keep doing it until someone from the government tells me differnt.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
Not all of us got to go to some fancy private school where they teach you how to drink water.
John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) September 13, 2013
I must have been 14 or 15 years old when my parents gave me the water talk.
John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) September 13, 2013
@MichelleObama whoa, whoa slow down with the water info, I'm trying to take notes #scribblescribble
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 13, 2013
And for the (obviously racist) win:
I remember the Old Age the time Before Obama. Our ruler didn't tell the dessicated masses about Water. It was a dark time. A thirsty time.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
Confused, thirsty peasants would stuff their mouths with cotton, stones, even glass, for none had been told of the quenching power of Water.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
But wealthy and powerful and aged white men jealously guarded this aqueous secret. Water was diverted to war machines and to Wall Street.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
But then a herald heard his people's thirsty cries. The voice of one crying in the wilderness proclaimed: "Let me be clear: Drink water!"
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
The Herald was Hussein Obama: H2O. His very name the formula to quench a people's thirst for Hydrative Justice.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
Just five years on, we take water for granted. We almost expect to find water in every tap, river or stream. But it was not always so.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
Our Blessed Mother FLOTUS does not forget so easily. She and her celebrity friends will remind us of our all-to-recent quenchless past.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
So drink your water, citizens. But before you do, remember those who once thirsted. And thank your government from which all life flows.
jon gabriel (@ExJon) September 13, 2013
Well leave you with this:
Michelle Malkins grievance websites only purpose seems to be pointing out to me the dumbest people on the web, who believe all its lies.
Oliver Willis (@owillis) September 13, 2013
Yore so smart.
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Don’t get me started on whitewater rafting.
Fish fornicate in that stuff. Yuck.
/racist
So many people around me keep passing out because the government has not told them to “keep” breathing...oh the humanity...please, can someone from the government please make the announcement, for the children.
Michelle’s wisdom about the virtues of water drinking is of a piece with Barack’s comment that we could solve a good deal of the energy crisis by putting a couple of extra pounds of air pressure in our tires. It deserves similar ridicule.
HYPOCRACY
Lol, apology accepted.
Reading all of those comments reassures me of why I don’t waste my time on Twitter or Facebook. These people think they have something important to say but’s it nothing but more than vacuous twaddle.
I see Barry has a few dollars in his hand.
“Hey, Barry you didn’t earn that!”
Water, like Progressivism, always seeks the least resistant path to the lowest level no matter how twisted.
It is often said that “for the man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail”. Unfortunately, many blacks view every issue through the prism of race. Its sad that they can’t deal with innocent humor or honest criticism.
Jay Leno had a funny bit on his show last night about drinking water. FLOTUS is a moron. “ Breathe deeply” may be the next advice from FLOTUS.
In the old days, before water purification, water could make people sick. So people drank beer instead.
All I know is my Grandparents drank water and they died...same goes for my Father. Numerous great aunts & uncles drank water...dead.
I’ve been drinking water and now I know my time is quick on this Earth.
Please stop drinking water before its to late!! Heed my warning!! If you drink water, you to will perish!!
I can hardly wait for all the advertisements on tv to come up at with my tax monies, to drink water.
September 10, 2013, 7:48:14 PM EDT · 10 of 26 liberalh8ter to Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Next up, healthy breathing. What would we EVER do without our mahogany overlords?
BO deserves her.
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