Carlos Danger would happily take charge of quality control.
Posted on 01/13/2014 6:10:37 PM PST by mrsmith
They’re doing a good job of firing us up.
Just not the way they think...
This budget ‘omnibus’ bill is followed by ‘appropriation’ bills that have more specificity.
Carlos Danger would happily take charge of quality control.
Breast Feeding Instructions
a. This is a baby’s mouth
b. This is a breast
Apply a to b
“There’s over 1500 pages.”
And it refers to other laws and programs such that you’d have to be familiar with them to have any idea what’s going on.
It’s pathetic ‘particapatory democracy’.
May be that people with expertise in specific fields will find this post of use.
And in other news a further 50,000,000 has been given to show men how to take a leak! Goodness gracious whose pockets is this money really going to - some extension of Planned Parenthood maybe?
Mel
I’m certain of that. It’s a great post for referencing points. I really wish that I had the time but I don’t.
Well when it comes to politicians and teats they certainly know how to suckle off of them...
[ American mothers as a whole do not breast-feed their babies as much as health experts would like, but African-American moms have the lowest rates of all — by some measures, they are half as likely to nurse as whites and Hispanics.
The federal government, some hospitals and nonprofits are trying different strategies to close this nursing gap, though no one seems sure exactly why the disparity exists. ]
Hmmmmm, could it have something to do with welfare handing our cheap baby formula?
“...Planned Parenthood maybe?”
Very likely. Dems would feel PP deserved it for ‘the ones that got away’.
Other Dem workers and donors probably have their beaks in the money too.
“Mommy, I want to be a breastfeeding peer counselor when I grow up.”
“Hush, dear.”
“Embrace the suck.”
Were do you sign up to be a peer counselor?
Nope:
“SEC. 722. Notwithstanding any other provision of
law, a woman may breastfeed her child at any location
in a Federal building or on Federal property, if the woman
and her child are otherwise authorized to be present at
the location.”
And WTF is that clause doing in an omnibus budget bill?
First glance I thought the tile read “breastfeeding beer counselors”.
“Breast Feeding Instructions
a. This is a baby’s mouth
b. This is a breast
Apply a to b”
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Thank you. To what account should we wire your $60 million?
“Embrace the suck.”
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Aha, so that’s what Nancy Pelosi was referring to!
A sunsidy for malic fermentation! Why not?
Heck, breastfeeding advisors to members of the House of Lords would make more sense than this.
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