[OrioleFan]

Boehner should have brought a laundry basket in full of socks and folded them during the speech.

[KeyLargo]

Maybe Boner could have put a sun lamp on the podium in front of him and worked on his tan during the ordeal. He would have to make sure though that he did not over do it on the sun lamp timer.

[ArmstedFragg]

I think it’d be equally great to bring a notepad, and make a big show of making a note every time Obie lied. You wouldn’t have to explain it, the non-brain-dead part of the audience would catch on pretty quickly.

[upchuck]

Boehner should have brought a laundry basket in full of socks and folded them during the speech.

LOL! And he should have included some underwear with skid marks :)