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1 posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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That was fun ‘til I got to Chomsky. That malignant little (&^%^& ruins everything.


50 posted on 03/12/2014 10:07:38 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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Dude, if you don’t post the answers, or a link...that’s the last click you’ll get from me ( pretty please )


51 posted on 03/12/2014 10:08:08 AM PDT by ken5050 (I fear a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating)
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I didn’t get a couple of them, but I laughed anyway.


54 posted on 03/12/2014 10:10:29 AM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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I don’t get 4 and 12.


61 posted on 03/12/2014 10:15:24 AM PDT by pgkdan
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Those are really cute. Entropy is, of course, precisely what it used to be - that's why it's Boltzmann's constant, not Boltzmann's variable.

All right, I'm kidding. Never could tell a joke...

62 posted on 03/12/2014 10:15:37 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Thank you for posting these. I have passed them on to a philospher, a mathematician, an engineering student, and a Mother-in-law.


71 posted on 03/12/2014 10:24:36 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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I have a t-shirt with the Buddhist one on it.


74 posted on 03/12/2014 10:26:04 AM PDT by reaganaut (Ex-Mormon, now Christian. I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see.)
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Those brainy people should have been aborted!!


75 posted on 03/12/2014 10:26:04 AM PDT by dalereed
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Hmmmmm...... I’m not as smart as I thought I was.


76 posted on 03/12/2014 10:26:56 AM PDT by Din Maker (If Ted Cruz gave Rand Paul one of his balls, they'd both have one.)
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Here's my contribution to "intellectual jokes".

Unlike men, all numbers are not created equal.

79 posted on 03/12/2014 10:31:45 AM PDT by Pres Raygun (Repent America)
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I don’t get 12 and 13, and initially, I didn’t get #4, but only because my screen was cutting off the last paragraph of the joke...:)

I loved these!


80 posted on 03/12/2014 10:32:34 AM PDT by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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Based on inside knowledge, most aren’t that funny anyway, but let me tell you, number 5 is truly hilarious!


84 posted on 03/12/2014 10:36:11 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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#11, the chemist and plumber one. That escapes me. Hint please? Anybody? Beuller?


87 posted on 03/12/2014 10:39:17 AM PDT by Two Kids' Dad
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Got them all except 2 and 12.

ps
The one on entropy was the best of the list.


90 posted on 03/12/2014 10:42:41 AM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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The worst thing about voids? There’s nowhere to GO!


94 posted on 03/12/2014 10:48:40 AM PDT by clbiel (Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
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Excellent! Thanks for the post.


95 posted on 03/12/2014 10:49:59 AM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2016; I pray we make it that long.)
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snort


101 posted on 03/12/2014 10:53:25 AM PDT by bgill
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Thanks for these ... I sent them to my most intellectual friends (yup, both of them). Bumping for later review of the comments :-)


114 posted on 03/12/2014 11:01:35 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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I was pseudo-intellectual enough to get most and guess the rest.


117 posted on 03/12/2014 11:08:52 AM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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Yes, I got all but about 5, and may get those if I think about them. That doesn’t mean they’re all funny, but some are. Thanks for posting.


121 posted on 03/12/2014 11:15:11 AM PDT by crazycatlady
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