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Kerry Issues Ultimatum to Russians
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| 14 March 2014
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/14/2014 7:26:00 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Kerry declined to elaborate on what the consequences might entail on the grounds that retaining the element of surprise is crucial...
Kerry: You’d better read it to them Mr President.
Obama: Er.... Nobody...um....
Kerry: Expects...
Obama: Expects... Nobody expects the...um...the Obama...um...
Kerry: Consequences.
Obama: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Obama consequences. In fact, those who do expect -
Kerry: Our chief weapons are...
Obama: Our chief weapons are...um...er...
Kerry: Surprise...
Obama: Surprise and —
Kerry: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! ... our chief weapons are surprise...blah blah blah.
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posted on
03/14/2014 7:55:43 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:08:56 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: mrsmith
The world is watching a Plane disappear
Putin is planning for East Ukraine to disappear
To: John Semmens
And this time he really means it.
He’s putting Putin on double secret probation.
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:15:10 PM PDT
by
Rocky
(The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. George Orwell)
To: John Semmens
You go, John. Dare him to make you call your bluff.
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:22:26 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: John Semmens
serious repercussions will be undertaken.
Another red line in the sand?
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:24:43 PM PDT
by
spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
(What we need is to sucker the fedthugs into a "Tiananmen Square"-like incident on the National Mall!)
To: Chode
John Cleese has signed to play the title role in “John Kerry - A triumphant life”
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:28:44 PM PDT
by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: Rembrandt
LOL!!! gonna be a hard role to play since he's never played the part of a clown BIGGER than he is...
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:34:47 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: John Semmens
Or what?? He’d marry the richest woman in Russia???
To: John Semmens
John pens another fine and timely column.
When I look at (actual) news quotes from Mister Obama, Kerry and the like, they almost seem to have come from Mad Magazine.
It must be difficult to satirize semi-believable, semi-true political statements as the truth could, indeed, be stranger than the satire.
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:54:54 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: John Semmens
Engaging in displays of military strength or actual incursions into a foreign country in order to influence or intimidate its government is not acceptable.
Isn’t that what we’re doing?
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posted on
03/14/2014 8:57:43 PM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(".....Barrack, and the horse Mohammed rode in on.")
To: John Semmens
so what’s he going to do, send the FBI to arrest Putin??
To: John Semmens
Good one John. Thanks for the ping.
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posted on
03/14/2014 9:03:38 PM PDT
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
THESE PEOPLE need some Statesman training and a class on real diplomacy. Unbelievable juvenile stuff, and dangerous.
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posted on
03/14/2014 9:06:56 PM PDT
by
Kackikat
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/14/2014 9:07:04 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
Double-secret repercussions.
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posted on
03/14/2014 9:07:48 PM PDT
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: varmintman
*chuckle*
Since Kerry has had two very wealthy wives, I’m beginning to wonder what “assets” he has the rest of us can’t see. (wink wink)
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posted on
03/14/2014 9:24:25 PM PDT
by
berdie
To: John Semmens
On this one Kerry really showed his low and backward level of reasoning. With the Muslims already in the USA his remarks can make an argument that the USA should not be a Nation because there are so many more Muslims in the world. Just perhaps this is what Obama is reaching to accomplish.
To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/14/2014 9:53:59 PM PDT
by
HotHunt
To: John Semmens
Not content to wait for decisive action from the Obama Administration, Senator John McCain (R-AZ) is reportedly on his way to Ukraine to serve as a human shield against any further Russian incursions. All we really need is for people of stature to face down these cowardly invaders. If FDR or Churchill had placed themselves in front of the German Army on the Polish border in 1939 Hitler would never have dared attack.
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Priceless. Could be the old fool may have finally found a useful purpose. LOL
Thanks again for the ping.
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