I had a New Jersey girlfriend for a number of years. One morning there was a big gator blocking the road so I got out with my whacking stick to make it move.
It Moved.
Joisy Girl locked me out of the Jeep and crawled as far under the dashboard as possible.
I couldn't get to her with the whacking stick, thought I was gonna have to bust a window.
6 posted on 05/16/2014 5:19:11 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER
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