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Goodbye cruel world - I'm off to join the circus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h6ZXKHv19A ^

Posted on 06/13/2014 5:23:48 AM PDT by JoeProBono

Goodbye


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To: windcliff

The World Cup is awful. Sports sucks. Things rust. Decay is everywhere. Entropy is coming. I hate malaria. Nothing is ever the same. Differences abound. Things are confused. Nobody wants the crown. Horses poop. Stuff is happening.


41 posted on 06/13/2014 7:36:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
And then you slug down your first cup of coffee for the day, spin up and off you go about your business.
42 posted on 06/13/2014 7:42:54 AM PDT by The Cajun (tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
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To: Lazamataz

OR.....

Go shooting outdoors.
Range Therapy cures almost anything.
(I’m going today)


43 posted on 06/13/2014 7:45:37 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: JoeProBono

I don’t recommend it. I ran away from home and joined the circus when I was ten. Oh, the other kids had aspirations of being astronauts and ballerinas and firemen, but not me. I wanted to be The Cotton Candy Guy. Yeah, I know what you’re saying. That’s a pretty lofty goal for a kid with no shoes. I lost them shooting craps, but I digress. The thought of spinning and selling that pink, fluffy numminess filled my youthful brain.

“Cotton candy! Get yer cotton candy!”

I would wear my white paper cap and red and white striped jacket. Girls love a guy in a uniform.

Alas, as with so many youthful dreams, it didn’t work out. You don’t start out making and selling cotton candy. They start you out as the fitness instructor for the lions and tigers. This involves running around their performance cage as fast as you can in an effort to keep from being their lunch. I called OSHA and they just told me to run fast.
I asked the circus owner when I could start my training to be The Cotton Candy Guy. He said Harvard wasn’t accepting any more applications that year.
I ended up standing in the rain in Peoria trying to thumb a ride back home. My time in the circus did prepare me for the career that has given me wealth and fame......Hillary Clinton’s Personal Assistant.


44 posted on 06/13/2014 7:49:54 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

I believe I’ve read some of your amazon product reviews.......they’re excellent, BTW.


45 posted on 06/13/2014 7:52:17 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: The Cajun

The coffee sucks. It’s cold and bitter. Just like my girlfriend. There’s a hole in the cup anyways, and the sugar has ants in it. I hate bees. BEEEEEEEEES.


46 posted on 06/13/2014 7:52:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: 2nd Amendment; JoeProBono
Buy a sheep ranch in Montana and go Galt!

It's there waiting fer yez. Hundred thousand acres and more.

Gone Galt

But bring a big checkbook.

47 posted on 06/13/2014 7:53:09 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: RandallFlagg

Hot brass falls down my shirt. There’s too many bees. The heat is oppressive. I dropped a box on my foot.


48 posted on 06/13/2014 7:54:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: liberalh8ter

Amazon sucks. The reviews are even worse. Clouds piss me off. You don’t have candy, do you?


49 posted on 06/13/2014 7:55:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

You wear a shirt when you shoot?
And here I’d thought you went Rambo style.

:-)


50 posted on 06/13/2014 7:56:43 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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To: RandallFlagg

Rambo was a pussy. Sylvester Stallone is short. He has no tattoos, and that sucks, but if he did have tattoos, that would also suck.


51 posted on 06/13/2014 7:58:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: blueunicorn6

LMAO. You have a career awaiting as a Lewis Grizzard/ Dave Berry style humorist.


52 posted on 06/13/2014 7:59:00 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lazamataz

Maybe I do......


53 posted on 06/13/2014 8:00:02 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Lazamataz
I have beer.


Dang it. It's empty.

54 posted on 06/13/2014 8:04:18 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: liberalh8ter

Give me the candy or I will kill you.


55 posted on 06/13/2014 8:04:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Billthedrill; liberalh8ter

Give me the beer or I will kill liberalh8ter


56 posted on 06/13/2014 8:05:42 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

I would add, my favorite show is cancelled and traffic is a bitch.


57 posted on 06/13/2014 8:06:38 AM PDT by morphing libertarian ( On to impeachment and removal (IRS, Taliban, Fast and furious, VA, Benghazi)!!!)
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To: Lazamataz; liberalh8ter
Lib, buddy, I'm sorry. I tried to email Laz the beer but I don't have the bandwidth. The progress bar sez "3,257 years left."

You might try negotiating with Laz if he doesn't look too...hungry...

58 posted on 06/13/2014 8:08:01 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: JoeProBono

the circ8s eh? did you get offered a job in the odumbo regieme?


59 posted on 06/13/2014 8:10:58 AM PDT by bravo whiskey (We should not fear our government. Our government should fear us.)
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To: Lazamataz
The coffee sucks. It’s cold and bitter. Just like my girlfriend. There’s a hole in the cup anyways, and the sugar has ants in it. I hate bees. BEEEEEEEEES.

Coffee NEVER sucks. Ever. Players don't have girlfriends, not loyal ones, anyway. If you have one, you should be very afraid. Only holy cups will do for most of us, and bees make it possible to grow fruits and veggies.

You got me on the ants, though, Eeyor. Their carnivorous behavior that disposes of dead insects is way overrated. Now, back to Joe, whom I would greatly miss if he departs...

60 posted on 06/13/2014 8:12:13 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists.)
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