[FlingWingFlyer]

I wonder what the ATBO (Alcohol, Tobacco and Blunt Objects) list looks like. Blunt objects beat guns and drunk drivers as the most dangerous weapons in America every year.

[ChildOfThe60s]

bump

[B4Ranch]

1). Ford
2). GM
3). Chevy
4). Toyota
5). Volkswagen

The 5 Most Dangerous Roads in America
1). Streets
2). Avenues
3). Highways
4). Roads
5). Parkways

The 5 Most Dangerous Buildings in America
1). Brick buildings
2). Steel buildings
3). Wooden buildings
4). Concrete buildings
5). Rock buildings

The 5 Most Dangerous Types of Waters in America
1). Ponds
2). Streams
3). Rivers
4). Lakes
5). Oceans

Warner Todd Huston on July 15, 2014 at 5:51 PM

[tumblindice]

I wouldn’t worry too much about Rolling Stone, Vet. RS has been sending unsolicited issues to my young daughter for years. Occasionally we get a sad “Would you like re-subscribe?” letter. The letters and magazines go just about directly from the mail box to the recycling tub.
My wife used to be a talent agent and read it, but it never appealed to me and my daughter tells me it’s about as popular with hipsters as 501 Levis. In other words, they can give it away but RS is following Time, Newsweek & Life to the place old magazines go to die.

[G Larry]

Is my Benjamin NP .22 pellet gun a “rifle” or an “assault weapon”?

[TigersEye]

The top 5 stickiest tapes in America.

Duct tape.
Electrical tape.
Surgical tape.
Scotch tape.
Crime scene tape.

[catnipman]

The comments on the article at Rolling Stone are priceless:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pictures/the-5-most-dangerous-guns-in-america-20140714

[Skybird]

There’s also three kinds of tards:
1. Custard
2. Mustard
3. Rolling Stone author tard

[Redcloak]

I was really disappointed by the article. I was hoping for some brand recommendations or product reviews. You know... Useful buying information.

[MaxMax]

Hey Teacher, I got a Banana in my lunch box!

[Lazamataz]

Dear Rolling Stone, I would like to become an AWARD WINNING ROLLING STONE JOURNALIZT, TWO.

Here is my submishin:

The Top 5 Most Dangerous Ways to Die:

1) Die.
2) Become deceased.
3) Stop living.
4) Cease to be alive.
5) Pass on.

[DoodleDawg]

In order: “Pistols,” “revolvers,” “rifles,” “shotguns,” and “derringers,” i.e. virtually every form of small arms known to man.

No assault weapons? Cool.