One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have six questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"
Fifth, “Why do you continue to cover up the Benghazi scandal?"
Sixth, “Why did you spy on your own U.S. citizens?" and lastly, why did the IRS target Republicans?
Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time..
Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 40 minutes early?"
Second, "What the hell happened to Walter?"
And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!
I was about to do it, but then I got ANOTHER email;
It’s from a KENYAN prince, and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!
… and all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can make it happen!
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Famous Presidential Lies
LBJ:
- We were attacked.
Nixon:
- I am not a crook.
Bush - 41:
- Read my lips --- No new taxes.
Clinton :
- I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.
Obama:
- I will have the most transparent administration in history.
- TARP is to fund shovel-ready jobs.
- I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
- The IRS is not targeting anyone.
- It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
- If I had a son....... (re: Tayvon Martin).
- I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism."
- You didn't build that!
- I will restore trust in government.
- The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
- The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.
- It's not my red line ---- it is the world's red line.
- Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
- We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks, with interest. Same for the auto companies.
- I will close Gitmo.
- I am not spying on American citizens.
- ObamaCare will be good for America.
- You can keep your family doctor.
- Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
- If you like it, you can keep your healthcare plan. Period!
- It's just like shopping at Amazon.
And the biggest one of all:
- I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America