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UK's NHS Defends Investment in Boob Jobs
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 August 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/01/2014 2:53:23 PM PDT by John Semmens

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1 posted on 08/01/2014 2:53:23 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Boob jobs pay dividends?

What kind of return on that investment are they getting?

lol


2 posted on 08/01/2014 2:57:13 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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Now wait a second. There are two kinds of Boobs. Type #1. Emptyheaded Type #2. When Cup-runneth over.


3 posted on 08/01/2014 3:00:45 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: GeronL
What kind of return on that investment are they getting?

Votes for the Labour Party.

4 posted on 08/01/2014 3:08:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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One or two votes?

//sarc


5 posted on 08/01/2014 3:09:15 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: John Semmens
It makes perfect sense when you put it that way.
It's not right but I can't express why, without invoking foreign concepts like ... morality, ethics.

6 posted on 08/01/2014 3:09:27 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: GeronL

Depends on how efficient their voter fraud is.


7 posted on 08/01/2014 3:10:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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NHS spokesman Howard Titman

From the "You can't make this stuff up file.

8 posted on 08/01/2014 3:48:45 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 21twelve; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; 43north; ...

ping


9 posted on 08/01/2014 4:23:18 PM PDT by John Semmens
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Sittin’ here grinnin’, and shakin’ my head John.

Thanks for the ping.


10 posted on 08/01/2014 4:30:19 PM PDT by rockinqsranch ((Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.))
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To: John Semmens

Article AND thread are worthless without pictures.


11 posted on 08/01/2014 4:31:31 PM PDT by moovova
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What about booty enhancement?


12 posted on 08/01/2014 4:37:19 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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I don’t understand. Where’s the parody?


13 posted on 08/01/2014 5:19:20 PM PDT by Chaguito
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John --

Thks for the ping, but, by habit, I always read ALL posts regarding those bastards at NHS.

They almost killed me when I was 4 years old. Only quick thinking by my late father allows me to type this note. Quite a tale, I assure you. Got to see my very first American baseball game because of the incident.

And your satire (as usual) was spot on. Titman, forsooth!

;^)

14 posted on 08/01/2014 5:24:31 PM PDT by SAJ
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CommieCare’s real objective is to arrive at a single payer system .... national healthcare funded and controlled by the elite Progressives of the country. Boobs for my dearest, death to my enemies.


15 posted on 08/01/2014 5:24:39 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (His Arrogance would love to replace John Kerry-Heinz but all the trained monkeys turned him down.)
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Well, SOME of us certainly got it, Chaguito...see my previous post. Boob jobs, Titman...ok?


16 posted on 08/01/2014 5:25:58 PM PDT by SAJ
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To: SAJ

I got lost in the reality and missed the choicest bits.


17 posted on 08/01/2014 5:30:29 PM PDT by Chaguito
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To: John Semmens

TTIUWP


18 posted on 08/01/2014 5:35:50 PM PDT by fso301
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To: John Semmens

There has to be 100 good jokes buried in this :-)


19 posted on 08/01/2014 6:00:08 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: John Semmens

20 posted on 08/01/2014 6:03:46 PM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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