To: InHisService
This is the most uplifting thread I've read on this forum in a while.
Thanks for posting and Happy New Year!
2 posted on
12/31/2014 6:27:28 PM PST by
Drew68
To: InHisService; All
*only for clarity.*
14. Finally, STOP making resolutions every year. If you follow these, you’ll be a happier, better person in the long run. Happy New Year!
3 posted on
12/31/2014 6:29:54 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
To: InHisService
“Resolutions Anyone Can Stick To”
For 2015, I resolve to put flypaper on the seats at the bus stop.
6 posted on
12/31/2014 6:44:21 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: InHisService
this new years, I resolve to buy another gun.
7 posted on
12/31/2014 6:52:38 PM PST by
RC one
(Militarized law enforcement is just a politically correct way of saying martial law enforcement.)
To: InHisService
I will eat less junk food with high carbs such as pretzels, potato chips, donuts, Doritos, rice, white bread, pasta made from refined flour.
My weight will drop, blood sugar levels will drop, blood pressure will be closer to normal, and my golf scores will drop!
8 posted on
12/31/2014 6:54:53 PM PST by
entropy12
(Dumb and Dumber to borrow money from China to protect oil flow to China from middle-east.)
To: InHisService
“so just be a mean selfish asshole”
OK, thanks for the advice and permission!
ROFL
9 posted on
12/31/2014 7:07:14 PM PST by
spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
(Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I do?)
To: InHisService
Last year I quit smoking, drinking, swearing, chasing wild women, overeating.......... it was the longest 20 minutes of my life.
10 posted on
12/31/2014 7:08:32 PM PST by
umgud
(I couldn't understand why the ball kept getting bigger......... then it hit me.)
To: InHisService
Great list. Thanks for sharing!
FWIW circa 1987 I did make a resolution that I have kept lo these many years. I decided to look up every word in the dictionary that I wasn't certain about the definition.
Then I bought a writer's thesaurus. Pretty much the best two moves of my adult life.
If I could only find another word for "thesaurus."
A prosperous and peaceful New Year to all.
11 posted on
12/31/2014 7:26:03 PM PST by
fone
(@ the breaking point!)
To: InHisService
"Stop being nice to people. "
No problemo....Especially with all the Obola voters around, I happily celebrate my inner curmudgeon more and more..............
To: InHisService
19 posted on
12/31/2014 11:23:24 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: InHisService
Here’s one for you IHS. The last four years of mine were plagued with 2 hip replacements and 1 knee. I did everything right too. Perfect weight and weekly gym visits. Now the other hip is being replaced. What are the odds?
My resolution to all of you is to be grateful of the lives and health you have. Give back! No... I’m not a bullshit lib!
20 posted on
01/01/2015 12:25:35 AM PST by
poobear
(Socialism in the minds of the elites, is a con-game for the serfs, nothing more.)
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