[smokingfrog]

I can sleep better now... As long as I can afford to pay for air conditioning.

[vigilante2]

What kind of drugs are they smoking?

[entropy12]

Global cooling, also known as ice age has occurred every 1 dozen to 2 dozen millenniums for millions of years.

Global cooling will kill 10 times as many people as global warming. If liberals have any logical thinking brains, they should be pushing for global warming.

Burning fossil fuels faster will delay the next ice age, and save Billions of lives.

Anyway, cooling and warming are natural cycles, and man can’t stop them. Man is so insignificant on earth, the orbiting astronauts can’t see any man mad objects except the great wall of China, which is a barely perceptible this squiggly line.

[kaehurowing]

Unfortunately, global warming will also increase the spread of the bacteria that infects the brain and causes zombie outbreaks, similar to the massive outbreaks that have occurred and been covered up in the tropical areas of Florida, Mississippi and Hawaii. More information here:

http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html

[Patriot Babe]

Soooo I guess no more movies like Mummy, The Mummy Returns, and the last Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor?

[The_Media_never_lie]

There are mummified bodies in America rapidly degrading, also, I.e. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi.

[TigersEye]

At the Harvard School of Engineering, they are working on the world's most important technical problems, hopefully on a federal grant.

I have no doubt that working on getting grants is their most important technical problem as it is for most Ivy League projects.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

And they want us to turn the world upside down for this?
Sounds like something for a microwave zapper, like they did with Egyptian mummies for fungus years ago, and climate controlled display cases.

[clearcarbon]

"Harvard study: global warming may end threat of mummies,"

Mummies probably worry more about ISIS than global warming. Real people should do the same.

[tumblindice]

Mummies are even slower than the slowest zombies.
Rick, Carl, Darryl & company could walk on their hands and escape a pack of mummies..

[jmcenanly]

To quote the Doctor,”Disemboweled, dessicated corpses do not get up and walk around!”

[left that other site]

As much as I treasure those hours of my youth,
When I wandered the Museum in search of the truth,
I left the Van Goghs, and the Expressionist Dummies
For the Egyptian Galleries to gaze at the mummies.
With their faience and amulets strung through the fold
They didn’t even look 3000 years old!
But now I have heard their fate is in danger
By Global Warming...but it gets even stranger.
I love the Museum, But now i can’t go
Cuz Boston is buried under nine feet of snow.